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[Ash @theashrb]

In a heartbeat pls

[max verstappen’s coke rants @tvoffs]

i don’t have time for candace owens being a lesbian right now

[jordan @National_Mess]

There are so many legit reasons to hate United but this ain’t one of them

[jordan @National_Mess]

everyone keeps pretending they didn’t know United makes you pay for a carry on on basic economy, mind u this is what pops up every time you click basic economy lol

[Nkosi @NkosiAR]

Fort Lauderdale doesn’t feel that much different from Miami, this is so dramatic 💀

[F@gHag (Global) @missmaamshe]

The cannibalism….

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

the type of vibe i bring to the dog park

[State Rep. Angie Nixon @AngieNixon]

Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR

[Alex Taliadoros @AlexCTaliadoros]

I haven’t seen a lot of coverage about this, but it seems like a big deal. Student loan borrowers can get a full point off their interest rate — but you need to enroll in autopay by this Wednesday.

[Pat Whalen is blocked by @libs_ofchicago et al. 🌻 @ThePatWhalen]

I would die for my country Chicago Illinois

[TonyDevs @Okeha1810]

this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

"The Tamale Guy" delivered tonight's game ball in celebration of Hispanic Heritage Night!

[Justice Horn @JusticeHorn_]

NOW THIS IS REPORTING!

[Nova 🔆 @hoemaxxing]

Nah, I stand with Flo. Some customers are pricks & need to be put in their place.

The customer isn’t always right. The customer is a twat.

[anthony musa @anthonydmusa]

AK SEN: 🟡 Toss up → 🔵 Safe D

[Alyssa Edwards @AlyssaEdwards_1]

An open letter to @KenPaxtonTX

[sword gf @punishedgarage]

this sucks. we need to get rid of san francisco

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[sakinah @angelsupastarr]

i love watching the real housewives bc they inspire me to be more like my authentic self… which is a bitch

[dick van yikes🤠 @richardvanyikes]

I’m DTF.
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