Would you rather

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@Tarek_Muller These beamters will be next mate

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Guys very important!!!! If you don't want to ruin my planet - next time you go to a bar please have a butt plug to limit the methane production

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I read so much about the dangers of alcohol that decided to stop reading

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It does not matter who sleeps with whom, important that everyone get enough sleep 😴!!

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If a wife gives you pleasure - it does not really mater who's wife it is

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Would you rather
1 have super long fingers but super short legs
Or
2 have super long legs but super short fingers 🤌🤞🤌🤌🤞???

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What do you call a fish with no eyes and no legs and no body ??? Fish soup!!!

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What do I call a cow with no legs?? Ground beef!!!

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What do u call a fish with no eyes and no legs??? Fish sticks !!!

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-you know why titis Salesforce's headquarter?
-cause they give a head for a quarter!

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Brussel sprouts are like anal
If you have too much of them it will smell

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Previous tweet was produced by degenerative AI
#ChatGPT #AI #DonaldTrump

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We start a band and have the show tomorrow

Come see "social cla-media " !!! 🦠
@elonmusk !! #socialchlamidia

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-hi, what do you do for a job?
-i am a chair

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James Müller has been a good boy and died like biach after going up the 5th floor by foot

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-dont be such a puss
-i just am what I eat!!

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Roses are red
Spring comes it's way
My heart starts to pace
Beib sit on my face

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Who let the cats out ???
Meow meow meow meow!!!

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Put trust in your friends,not penises !

#wisewords #CommonSense #fridaysforfriendship