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really just here to tweet about my favorite tv shows

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

Booked a @SpiritAirlines flight for the first time and I’m already regretting it given the customer service interaction I just had.

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

Hey @instagram, the answer is no. If you’re only going to let me access the Instagram app if I say “yes,” then your statement “You have a say in the ads you see” is a lie.

Please enjoy this video of me repeatedly trying to control access to the ads I see, and Instagram not accepting that answer.

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

I’m gonna need several back-to-back Golden Bachelorette seasons with all the ladies from #TheGoldenBachelor as leads. Start with Leslie and then Faith, and then I want to watch them all find happiness. Please and thank you.

#GoldenBachelor

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

All I can say is that whatever girl Gerry picked is not going to be happy after watching that episode #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

I mean the other element of this we’re forgetting is that Gerry seems like a practical guy and he acknowledged that Teresa is the ideal/safe girl he believes he should pick. So maybe he does end up picking her? #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

Teresa is so lovely and genuine and I really don’t want her to get heartbroken but this fantasy suite night is going to wreck her because Gerry is 100% picking Leslie and she’s not going to be okay. #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

Gerry, my man, if you really feel like Leslie is the one, you gotta let Teresa go ASAP #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

This is going to be sooooooo messy #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

How does Gerry say ALL THAT to Leslie and still go on an overnight with Teresa the next day? If that happens, this is going to be such a messy episode/finale. #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

So Gerry picks Leslie right? #TheGoldenBachelor

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

You know what did Faith in? She was the only one who explicitly said she wasn’t moving and leaving her family to be with Gerry. #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor #WomenTellAll

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

Faith for Golden Bachelorette #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor #WomenTellAll

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

I will still never forgive this show for making these ladies sleep in bunk beds #TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor #WomenTellAll

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

Not Kat telling the ladies she ended it with Tanner 😂

#bachelorinparadise

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

Kat is exhausting bro

#bachelorinparadise

[CP @NativeSheWolf]

Me gathering the strength and willpower to watch the shit show that is #bachelorinparadise after the emotional turmoil that was tonight’s episode of #TheGoldenBachelor