National Inquirer

A very real periodical that employs @TooGooden17. A great publication. We do NOT hire retards.

[National Inquirer @NatlInquirer]

There is an imposter pretending to be Mark Gooden

@TooGooden19 is a fake

The only real accounts associated with @TooGooden17 are @NatlInquirer & @TooGooden18

If @TooGooden17 is not unsuspended, Mark Gooden will use @TooGooden18

Until then report @TooGooden19 & all other fakes

[National Inquirer @NatlInquirer]

Our very own @TooGooden17 got suspended.

[National Inquirer @NatlInquirer]

Well he was Employee of the Month 12 times in 2024. If we didn't promote him, we risked losing him to our rival, the @NatEnquirer.

[Faye Kaname @FayeKaname75416]

@NatlInquirer @TooGooden17 This guy makes one of the stupidest votes in the history of Hall of Fame votes and you promote him?

[National Inquirer @NatlInquirer]

We are aware of the controversy surrounding the BBWAA HOF ballot of our very own @TooGooden17.

We fully support his ballot choices and as a result, we would like to take this opportunity to announce his promotion to senior VP beat writer of the New York Mets.

[National Inquirer @NatlInquirer]

Total shocker...It's a clean sweep! We are thrilled to announce that our Employee of the Month for December is none other than Mark Gooden!

This marks @TooGooden17's 12th consecutive month as Employee of the month this year!

[National Inquirer @NatlInquirer]

We are pleased to announce that our Employee of the Month for November is none other than Mark Gooden!

This marks @TooGooden17's 11th consecutive month as Employee of the month this year!

[National Inquirer @NatlInquirer]

Excuse me, the National Inquirer is a world renowned credible publication.