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I can't keep any food down. This is hell.

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Quit following me

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Why does our female custodian have to be cleaning the men's restroom every time I need to take care of bidness?

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worst. cinco de mayo. ever.

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So, I had a dream about Dick Cheney last night...

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is eating the last junk food he will eat for the next 8 months...in theory

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I think I just Twittered my pants

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is ready to melt

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I'm taking a dump on Twitter

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is done with Twitter

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is wondering why Twitter sucks so hard

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Twittering