Jake

I wear short shorts

[Jake @Nattyismm]

The prettier the girl, the messier the car.

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Treat me like a promise baby, keep me forever 🙃

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Another one bites the dust 💨

[Ashley 🖤 @MsDynamic_]

IED birth control. Call that bomb pussy

[Jake @Nattyismm]

She is a monster in disguise 🙃

[Jake @Nattyismm]

@Bam_Henderson It’s the gift that keeps on giving bro 😂😂

[Jake @Nattyismm]

I gotta stop leaving my cars everywhere. 😂

[Jae Sanders @JAEubanks]

What is thanksgiving if u ain’t drunk all day

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Really don’t understand why Taco Bell stopped using the chihuahua on its commercials. #RIPGidget

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Last name fuck, first name I don’t give a

[Jake @Nattyismm]

I’m way too blessed to bitch today.

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Slap hands, not titties. 👋🏻

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Certified axe throwing pro 😂

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Didn’t blackout or spend over $100 last night. #AdultingAndStuff

[Jake @Nattyismm]

@tessaannleath It was a rough week 👻

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Money, sleep, money, eat, money, in that order.

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Fucked around and blacked out on a Wednesday. 🙃 #wtf

[Jake @Nattyismm]

Best free entertainment you can get is eating in Walmart parking lot. 😂

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

It is, once again, Boorito season.

[Jake @Nattyismm]

#TeamBret

[Jake @Nattyismm]

I’m such a weird fuck. 🙃😂