Davey

🇰🇭All good things come to those who wait -

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

Look at my girl 🥰

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

Whoever missed McDonald’s snack wraps, go to Arby’s. Their snack wraps taste EXACTLY like the old school recipe. YOURE WELCOME

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

I need to go fr

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

I feel kind of attitudey today so nobody better fuck with me or they going to feel my wrath

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

Me and my man were on demon time last night. That henny took over us 😭

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

Alcohol be going straight to my coochie no in between

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

My man my man my man!!! Mm mm mm he really made my Mother’s Day feel so special🥰

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

So yall know how it seems like everybody pregnant or just had a baby this year? Yeah they tried to get me too lemme get back on birth control the baby air is not fa meeee plzzzzzz

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

*insert messy hair bratz doll*

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

My baby daddy woke me up on some BULLSHIT

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

Get you a bf that does your taxes for you 🥰

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

I went to get a sugarcane drink. A large was supposed to be $7 and some change. I gave him a 20 but I got back 17. I looked and my mom & said he saw a pretty girl and he gave it for $3. We cackled so hard together.

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

Dear Apple, for how much money you make for your company and charging $1k+ for your phones, why THEE FUCK does the camera STILL not focus on zoom while on record??! WHY

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

If I see you today just know I didn’t see you because I’m blind and I don’t have my glasses. Everything was a blur 😂

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

Imma start a “my baby daddy is a narcissist” club on Facebook.

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

I love PDA to an extent don’t think I’m crazy yall 😂

[spicebae @spicebae_]

appropriate? this is a requirement for me 😭

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

Who tf said Kaiser is sooo good. They are literally so expensive. They don’t have primary care doctors. You wait 3-5 hours to see someone (worse than the ER) and they will do anything to send you home as quick as possible without even fully trying to find the correct diagnosis

[lane @NoKizzyLane]

you men want a submissive woman but forget that you have to be a RIGHTEOUS man. being submissive doesn't mean shutting up and sitting down on command. it means trusting you to LEAD, PROTECT, and PROVIDE. no woman will submit to a man who lies, acts controlling

[Davey @NatureofDavey]

Ok gosh is hilarious

[P I S C E S @therealamormona]

just not in my butt boo😂😂😂

[bread @pizzapurist]

asked ChatGPT to respond to my friend’s ex’s apology 😭