Navin V

I tweet for listeners, blunt heads, fly ladies, and prisoners.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Happy almost four-year anniversary to this all-timer.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down the latest presidential polling trends going on inside Pennsylvania resident Nick Camden.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

I can’t stop laughing

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Apparition of the Apostle Peter to Saint Peter Nolasco, by Francisco de Zurbarán, 1629

[Honest NFL @TheHonestNFL]

Sirianni’s ability to go from making great game management decisions to dog shit decisions is really impressive. The adrenaline must be great.

[Word On The Birds @WordOnTheBirds]

“We fu**ing suck.”

— Dak Prescott

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

No matter who wins or loses on Tuesday, I will never not stop being mad at Joe Biden and Merrick Garland for allowing Trump to face the electorate this week without having seen the inside of a courtroom for his crimes on, and ahead of, January 6th.

Astonishing incompetence, caution, cowardice, and more from the top of the Democratic Party.

They’ll say it was to try and retain faith in an impartial DOJ but, even after giving Trump a pass, the Dems and the Biden DOJ are still accused of carrying out a ‘witchhunt’ against Trump and of ‘weaponizing’ the justice system against him. So what was gained?

[Navin V @NavinV]

About to go Horns down?

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I love you, Georgia.

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

LEAKED SELTZER POLL

La croix 42%
San peligrino: 40%
Perrier 12%
Other 6%

MOE +/- 6.9%

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

This is how dictators destroy free nations. They threaten those who speak against them with death. We cannot entrust our country and our freedom to a petty, vindictive, cruel, unstable man who wants to be a tyrant. #Womenwillnotbesilenced #VoteKamala

[Sam Stein @samstein]

I don't know how it could be clearer. RFK Jr. is gonna get a major health post and is going to push to get vaccines "yanked" (Lutnick's words) from the market. He's sold them on this and they've bought in.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians.

I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor.

My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California.

That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people.

Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime.

It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand.

I want to tune out.

But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious.

And I will always be an American before I am a Republican.

That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious.

For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing.

The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better.

It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed!

But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems.

It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful.

We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger.

That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz.

Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us.

And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. https://t.co/eHFZ723I4H

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

This is chilling. What Lenin said about the Bolshevik movement applies with full (and probably greater) force to Trumpism:

“The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them.”

[Rick Steves @RickSteves]

Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him seriously… because history teaches us that is what fascist dictators do during their “Day One” period to consolidate their power. (After all, if you’re hellbent on staying in power but aren’t likely to win the next election, you can’t have your political opponents running around free.)

To keep fascism out of our lives, vote for democracy!

[Lina Khan @linamkhan]

1. As of this week, @USDOT’s automatic refunds rule is in full effect.

If an airline cancels or significantly changes your flight and you don’t rebook, you’re entitled to an automatic refund.

If you buy in-flight wifi and it doesn’t work, you’re entitled to an automatic refund.

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

Trump's number one billionaire currently spending vast millions to buy the election for Trump in exchange for power and favors, is telling us that Trump's policies will cause an economic crash. Seems important?

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

i’m fine with argument that newspapers should be independent/shouldn’t make political endorsements.

but idea that bezos would make that decision a week before the most consequential election of his life, in defense of the candidate who makes unprecedented attacks against an independent press as “enemies of the people” is the biggest weenie move i’ve ever seen from a billionaire.

and that’s a high bar.

[tyson brody @tysonbrody]

Time to summon…the chart

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

John Oliver is sick of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." being played at U.S. naturalization ceremonies, so he created an alternative—with help from Will Ferrell.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Burning ballots were pulled from inside a smoking ballot box in Vancouver, Washington, this morning, hours after police responded to an arson at a Portland ballot box

https://t.co/C9t85W1UKf