I.D.F.W.YOU!!

Young enoght to not give a fuck, old enoght to know better.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Good morning to everyone who didn't vote for that orange dickhead

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they stand up in the aisle as soon as the plane lands

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

Hezi this is the funniest shit I seen all week.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Trump fired like 90mill bucks worth of missles and caused less damage than I could with one bottle of henny smh

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

Just touched down back in South Dakota!

https://t.co/FrpQPRUvI7

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

prostyle's video https://t.co/xzTSHO9omr

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

My mother's prayers have make ppl see me with grace #IStayBlessed.

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

Puerto Ricans and Dominicans been beefing and fucking each other for centuries

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

My problem is back. Other day I responded to 2 texts in my head. Woke up & realized I didn't ACTUALLY respond. Hopefully they read minds ☺️

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

BREAKING: Federal judge grants emergency stay to thwart Trump's refugee ban and halt deportations https://t.co/LQm1105sQy

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

@JessRiv918 the omg dude I was like nooooo.

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

#Scandal

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

If you wait too long I'm over it.

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

I pray to marry a chef 👨‍🍳.

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

See where I'm going next:
https://t.co/FrpQPRUvI7

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

Is raining in DC that's how you know even God is SAD to see Obama leave.

[I.D.F.W.YOU!! @NavyPrincess2]

nocturnal animals worst movie ever

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

just reread my drunk new years texts and i'm probably just gonna throw my phone away