Big Teddy 🧸

Web3 Enthusiast, Manchester United.

[Big Teddy 🧸 @Nawtislim]

One day I’ll have everything I want and more✊

[Sana Ebrahimi Ledene @SanaELedene]

I’m just repeating what a few other women already said out loud:

If Lindsay Clancy walks on this, every woman in a high-stakes job just got a new target on her back.

Female pilot? Cool. Now the first thing people will ask is whether she’s hormonal, postpartum, or one bad night from crashing a plane into a mountain.

Female president? You want the nuclear codes in the hands of someone who can snap and then call it “a psychosis”?

That’s the door this verdict opens. And it won’t close.
If she is not found guilty of murdering those three kids, women don’t get compassion.
We get suspicion. Forever.
Prosecute her as a murderer, or watch one “crazy bitch” torch the credibility of every woman who still has to prove she can be trusted with other people’s lives.

[Tycoon🪐 @TycoonRazzi]

Nigerian Twitter has really fallen off when it comes to meaningful discussions and how we approach issues.

A blogger posts a video of a law student participating in a moot court, and instead of discussing his performance, people have turned turned it into an opportunity to mock his looks.

At this point, it feels like the only things people are interested in on this app are celebrity fights, relationship drama, insults, and other unnecessary controversies.

We’ve gradually lost the ability to have intelligent conversations without turning everything into mockery and entertainment.

God will help you people 🤝

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

I honestly feel like we should be working together, @mreazi. Over the past two years, nobody in Nigeria has moved the needle for the football ecosystem more than I have. I’ve built grassroots tournaments, 5 Aside events, Corporate Competition, celebrity matches, female football matches and school cups completely from scratch.

Last year we had 16 schools compete at our University games: we scaled our crowd pull from less than 1,000 to packing out a 5,000-capacity stadium, creating a platform that launched local talent straight into Nigerian clubs and European leagues.

I see what you’re building with BetPawa and your 1v1 vision, and I know I’m your guy. This is me shooting my shot to join the team. All I ask is for 5 minutes of your time to show you what I bring to the table.

[Metropolitan @metrofive5]

Teaching them that class starts at home 🤍😮‍💨✨>>

[Enugu 1st Son @IfeanyiDeclan]

ChukwuThePainter that Igbo boy that paints upside down.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

300L Computer Engineering students,
Group 8, have developed an electronic walking aid for the visually impaired.

Nice 👍 👏👏👏

[Premier League @premierleague]

Hat-trick hero 🔥

@ManUtd's Bruno Fernandes is your Player of the Matchweek for his match-winning performance vs Ipswich 🌟

Watch his highlights here 👉 https://t.co/kRcoQJeEGp

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

I priced meat from 35k to 18k in my husband’s presence one day, the next morning during morning devotion, he prayed against the spirit of wickedness in my life.

[Sahel Revolutionary Soldier @beyondB_DAG]

Macron says: « We are planning a meeting
here in France 🇨🇵 and we will invite all African leaders so that we can discuss Africa's economic prosperity

Captain IBRAHIM TRAORÉ RESPONDS:

« So you're not African, but you're planning a meeting to discuss African issues outside of Africa while inviting African leaders to travel outside of Africa to attend an African summit chaired by a non-African outside of Africa? Well, count me out of participating. »

The true definition of an african leader that possesses dignity and self esteem.

[mercy💕💕💕 @mercy_ninian]

If you know him, you won’t catch cruise with him .. this boy will fetch water, wash other students clothes , hawk peanuts , sleep in classrooms.. cos he wasn’t able to pay his school fees the first time he got admission and couldn’t meet up with the cgpa..the school withdrawed him .. still he wrote jamb and came back .. kudos to Felix fr

[B/R Football @brfootball]

The numbers behind one of the greatest international careers of all time ✨

[KAA @KAA_Truths]

Oh, how I love Apostle Selman. Thank you pastor for telling the Church the bitter truth. When we preach it here, we are called antichrists.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I heard someone say, satan got adam and eve to fix their eyes on one tree when god had already given them an entire garden, think about that. The enemy didn't have to convince them that they had nothing. He just had to make them forget everything that they already had. And he still, till this day, uses the same strategy. He gets us to focus on relationships we don't have, the job that we don't have, the opportunity we don't have, the healing we haven't seen yet. Meanwhile, we are blind to the countless prayers god has already answered. Gratitude isn't pretending you don't want more, it's refusing to let what you don't have make you forget the goodness of god that's already surrounding you.

[🏴‍☠️ Geraldo 🏴‍☠️ @LowendAssJerry]

Why he ain’t put no fish tank inna center console like he did everybody else

[you don’t have friends, so i @Obi_Zibah]

Nah you no sabi dress o

No Holy Spirit slander will be tolerated.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

Man...I can't believe how Africans have to fight for what is theirs. I knew it in theory. But seeing Niger go through this brings this reality to a whole new level. The fight is literally a fight. With guts and guns.

[Yegor @yegormethod]

my dad was a fucking rocket engineer who taught me something that made me RICH

wasn't some soft ass "believe in yourself" bs

it was QUICK MATH (keep reading it's saucy)

this man ran calculations for missile trajectories in the military. could tell you impact coordinates in his head while other guys needed computers. but he'd say "close enough is better than perfect too late"

"347 divided by 45? about 7. move the fuck on."

he'd make me calculate brutal equations instantly. not perfectly. INSTANTLY. because in real situations perfect math gets you killed while you're calculating

meanwhile you common folk are sitting with your calculator app making sure you got the EXACT answer while opportunities are flying past at 1000mph

this is why you're easy to kill in business...

you're trying to be PRECISE when you need to be FAST

business decision? you want 22 spreadsheets and three consultants' opinions. your competitor already launched, failed, pivoted, and is banking while you're on slide 73 of your market analysis like some soft as baby shit analyst

pricing your service? you're researching statistics for weeks. just pick a fucking number that scares you and TEST IT. wrong? change it tomorrow. you lost one day not six months.

"but what if i'm wrong?"

YOU WILL BE WRONG YOU FUCKING MORON

difference is i'm wrong in 5 seconds and correct in 10. you're still thinking about maybe being wrong next year while i'm already counting money

my first agency? picked price out of thin air. $5k/month felt insane. someone paid instantly. raised to $10k next day. then $20k. found the ceiling in 3 weeks.

you would've surveyed 100 people and ended up at $2k because that's what the statistics said was "reasonable"

quick math beats perfect math EVERY FUCKING TIME

hiring? meet them, trust your gut, done. "but what about background checks..." shut up. you know in 10 minutes if someone's solid or soft as baby shit. everything else is corporate theater.

launching products? ship at 70% and fix it live. "but what if..." what if you die waiting for perfect? at least i'm getting paid while fixing bugs instead of perfecting something nobody wants.

here's what overthinking really is: FEAR dressed up as intelligence

you're not being thorough. you're being a PUSSY, you want spreadsheets to blame when shit fails instead of owning your decisions like someone who isn't easy to kill

fuck your process.

347 divided by 45? about 7

should i hire this broad? she seems hungry? hired.

should i fire this client? they annoy me? gone.

should i raise prices? feeling poor? doubled.

CLOSE ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH

perfect is for common folk who die with perfect plans. done is for killers who die with results.

i watch people spend 6 months on business plans that are worthless the second reality hits. my business plan was "make money." took 2 seconds. still works.

you know what matters? VELOCITY not accuracy.

100 decisions at 70% accuracy beats 10 decisions at 95% accuracy. because those 100 decisions taught you what actually works while your statistics are still theoretical

my competitors still calculating unit economics while i've tested 20 offers and found the one that prints. they have better spreadsheets. i have better everything else.

quick math principle applies to everything:

relationships? you know in 10 seconds if a broad is worth your time. stop needing 6 months of data to "be sure"

investments? thesis makes sense and founder isn't soft? send it. your due diligence is just procrastination with a fancy name

opportunities? someone offers you something that could work? say yes figure it out later. "but the statistics say..." statistics are for people easy to kill

here's the truth: your best educated guess RIGHT NOW beats your perfect answer NEVER

because while you're calculating, killers are DOING. while you're analyzing statistics, they're creating them. while you're planning, they're already celebrating.

347 divided by 45?

about 7.

good enough.

NEXT.

that's the yegor method. quick math. violent execution. adjust on the fly.

everything else is mental masturbation that common folk use to feel smart while staying broke

my dad could calculate missile impacts in his head but knew "close enough" beats "perfect too late"

a "close enough" nuke skill decimates a city. a nuke that never launches does ZERO

now make that fucking decision you've been sitting on. your gut already knows. stop pretending you need more data.

study the yegor method.

[Ovie @OvieO]

America really went into a country. Killed scores. Kidnapped the President. And is now siphoning its oil.

The world is silent.

If Venezuelans organize & fight back, attacking US interests, they’ll be labeled “t3rrorists”, correct?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The best player in the @PremierLeague.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

As for me, whenever Nigeria calls me, I will answer. It's my home and there's nothing I can do about it. It's a trash country, but it's my trash country. I don't have another one. But having said that, I won't be jumping up and being a hero like I did in 2023. Not because I have a problem with lighting myself on fire and suffering alone, but because I saw firsthand that it does not work.

You people want heroes, but heroes are not what you need. All a hero is in Nigeria is a dead guy that becomes a symbol for late night igbo-smoking and rhythmic swaying to a fake-deep Burna Boy tribute soundtrack. A hero is a completely useless thing in Nigeria. What you people need is a full-spectrum nationwide rebellion that is so vicious, bloody and violent that it will alter the entire course of West African history.

What you don't need is another individual hero who will end up dead or in jail so that you will tweet "Free XYZ" or enthusiastically smoke igbo while singing along to the posthumous Burna Boy tribute song. So never ask me to "come back and lead" anything. When I come back, it will be the same way I left Abuja - arm in arm with thousands of my contemporaries marching down Shehu Shagari Way in unison.

It won't be to become yet another useless Nigerian hero symbol that cannot change the price of garri in the market.