The Jump w/ Christian Wood’s Father 👨‍👦

Christian Wood is my adult son. #MFFL 🐴 The @houstonrockets, @PelicansNBA, @Sixers, @Hornets @DetroitPistons are idiots.

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Christian Wood teams:

Bucks: NBA Finals
Pistons: #1 Pick
Rockets: #2 Pick
Hornets: Drafted ROTY
Pelicans: On the rise
Sixers: Trading Simmons

Retire his number already. He’s earned it.

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You mean to tell me we missed a Brie Larson red carpet AND a Hailee Steinfeld red carpet? damn strike took everything #TheMarvels

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@OldTakesExposed

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@unusual_whales I would like to apologize for firing these geniuses. Their immense talent will no doubt be of great use elsewhere.

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@lavenderfishboy @DrawThisTweet

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Just days apart

[People @people]

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn Break Up After 6 Years Together https://t.co/wcMTS650Gx

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Brie Larson recently single. Taylor Swift recently single. I’m just sayin…

#manifesting

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I mean.

[People @people]

Brie Larson Confirms Breakup from Elijah Allan-Blitz: 'I Don't Have a Partner' https://t.co/0WpxWsbnGc

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So many Musk fan boys coping hard on this California news lmao

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Frank Kaminsky traded? What does this mean for Ashley Brewer 🥵

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Celtics fans when a white person scores

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@united @willh_au Be careful you don’t nosedive and crash like those two other planes did

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@paulscheer Reason 3: Adria Arjona

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Y’all are embarrassing yourselves with these check marks lmao

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These fuckers better not talk abortion rights for as long as they live

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Some people would rather get their own mom pregnant than adopt

[New York Post @nypost]

I'm pregnant with my own son's baby https://t.co/mNdmGRCe2K

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They already had FOUR kids

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@wojespn #BREAKING: The Brooklyn Nets are signing guard Josh Primo to a 4-year $48 million deal

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@wojespn #BREAKING: The Brooklyn Nets are signing guard Josh Primo to a 4-year $48 million deal

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Taylor Rooks in this Google Pixel commercial 👀

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Usually when I’m a bit sleepy I forget to text a friend back or have a few extra typos in my emails. When Kanye is sleepy he’s all let’s do holocaust pt. 2

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Incels when she says “I have a boyfriend”