Narcolas

sandwich engineer

[Narcolas @NBavoo]

you either cum in the sink or sink in the cum, and boy do i know how to float

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[game recognizer 🫡 @storylinefever]

our classics are being forgotten at an alarming rate

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

You may find yourself. In a beautiful restaurant. With a beautiful burger

[Sir Canem VI 🌲 @Moesawyrd]

Holy Patriot

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Richard "Dick" Porn
1938 - 2026

https://t.co/MC7qPVTpPF

[Tekzas 🇺🇸🏜️🇺🇳 @Texas_Libtard]

New York before the Islamic Revolution

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

Oh that’s gore. That’s gore of my comfort character.

[Schizostud🌲 @schizostud]

4chan in reality

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[Sophie @oldhagposting]

When the twitter video ends and you end up watching Desperate Housewives and Everybody Hates Chris from clipfarming accounts

[Richie Assaly @rdassaly]

Gets drunk, doesn’t finish the playhouse, leaves the party, ruins the party and humiliates Betty, buys a golden retriever