dayne 🧍‍♂️

24 :^) PNW@

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Mizkif got interrupted by workers installing his new TV 😭

“Do you guys mind if I work while you guys do your thing?��

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Saying “Netanyahu” like Timmy turners dad says dinkleberg anytime something bad happens to me

[mos @mos5431h7w]

when does my adult penis come in

[Fif Inning @awwhalenawl]

Meat to cheek or meat to meat is the eternal question

[Ninja @Ninja]

Family guy drinking game: Peter says Lois 1 drink, Bryan and Stewie argue 2 drinks, Chris is confused 1 drink, Peter fights chicken, 3 drink

[not another word @alyxiaBewbs]

my gf told me to cum and when i did she said "i didnt say simon says" and started beating me up

[chris, most of the time @chrisbecauseidk]

me as a cuttlefish annoying my cuttlefish wife with my classic spinning around bit

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Polycules attack you like this when you’re a single person who just moved to Portland

[RosettaStoner (Epstein Mode) @rosettastoner2]

My bitch beats my ass daily, call her Foid Mayweather

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[Bungie @Bungie]

Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work.

Read more on https://t.co/ZkmLWmaQZr: https://t.co/QbDwADGinr

[xanny @xannyoffaperc]

My dasher tweakin bruh😭

[Moog @MoogMeg]

Niggas call me the sandwich because I got my meat between my bread #Imfuckingthemoney

[Harrison Hughes @hughes_harrison]

It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners

[Donut 🍩🇪🇸🇮🇪🇳🇱 @xDonutx21]

@mccaffreyformvp @charliekirk11 if liberals are libtards, then are republicans just retards?

[Wood🤙🏽 @bruhonco]

Me liking all the Drake Maye slander tweets

[Ghvst MIN3R @Ghvst_MIN3R]

Pain killer after seeing all the pain I’m carrying inside

[bigsock @biggersocks]

my brain when someone explains the rules of a board game