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[Don @Nbunie]

das Es.

[ClaudeDevs @ClaudeDevs]

Claude Code on desktop now has an in-app browser.

Claude can pull up docs, designs, or any other site. It can read, click through, and interact the same way it does with your local dev servers.

It's sandboxed and configurable: you choose whether sessions persist.

[Don @Nbunie]

Lmfaoooo

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“I once walked into the toilet on a plane and found a player crying 😭 I asked what was wrong and he said he was watching a movie for the 4th time. I told Carlos Tevez in secret… but when we landed, Tevez shouted to the coach: ‘How are we supposed to win titles when we’ve got players crying over films?’ 😂”

— Patrice Evra

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

We hired a new VP of Engineering who is obsessed with agile methodology.

He called a meeting on his first day and said we need to transition to 2-week development sprints.

He wanted daily stand-ups, retrospective boards, and continuous deployment pipelines.

He wanted us to actually write new code.

I realized immediately that he was an existential threat to my lifestyle.

I let him finish his impassioned speech about workflow velocity.

Then I stood up, walked to the whiteboard, and drew a single horizontal line.

I told him agile sprints are a localized solution for a localized mindset.

I said our infrastructure operates on a Zenith Release Cycle.

He asked what a Zenith Release Cycle was.

I told him it's a holistic, macro-stabilization framework where we observe the system in a state of prolonged stasis.

By not touching the code for 18 months, we allow the legacy dependencies to organically settle.

I told him that deploying bi-weekly updates creates micro-abrasions in our database architecture.

I used the phrase chronological data scarring.

The CEO was in the room and audibly gasped.

He told the new VP that we can't risk chronological data scarring just to satisfy a trendy tech buzzword.

The VP looked at me like I'd just invented a new color.

He was completely paralyzed by the sheer density of my fabricated jargon.

He quietly agreed to adopt the Zenith Release Cycle.

We're officially scheduled to deploy our next update in the third quarter of 2027.

I spent the rest of the afternoon buying things I don't need on Amazon.

Agile is a disease invented by people who want to be punished for their salary.

I refuse to participate in my own suffering.

[Don @Nbunie]

Woooooooii

[Claude @claudeai]

We're extending access to Claude Fable 5 on all paid plans through July 12.

[Kien Nguyen @KienNguyen_NFT]

Venice shilling a $500k coin?

[🇧🇷 Dimas Melchiades 🇮🇹 @dimasmelchiades]

@Polymarket Gotta root for the Chinese . The US AI can stick to its “elite‑only” nonsense. The world should boycott Anthropic and every other elitist company; they burn cash like crazy and depend on endless funding. By the time they wake up, it’ll be too late. China is almost there.

[Don @Nbunie]

Pack am for my Valentino.

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

🚨REMA PERFORMS HIS VERSE ON “LAHO” FOR THE FIRST TIME! 🤩🇫🇷

[Harri @Harri_obi]

“Harri, why are you always posting about your culture”

This is a Harvard and MIT-trained economist, Nigeria’s ex Minister of Finance, 25 year career at the World Bank - rising to an MD, and the current Director-General of the World Trade Organization, dancing with Igbo masquerades in front of her office in Geneva, Switzerland.

[Don @Nbunie]

Lmfaooo

[mr. rape 🎩 @onchainrapist]

i stopped scamming niggas on the internet when i read Dante’s inferno

[Boris Cherny @bcherny]

In the next version of Claude Code: subagents run in the background by default, so you can keep talking to Claude while your subagents work

If you want your agent to run in the foreground, just tell Claude

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

If Berserk were released a thousand years ago, it’d be on the level of Greek legends like the Odyssey that would be studied in classrooms forever

[Don @Nbunie]

Lmaoo.

[yammi @sighyam]

I once moved to Berlin during a literal heatwave but then left because my German roommates snitched to the landlord that I bought two portable ACs for the flat (living room + my bedroom), arguing about high electricity usage. Even though I said I’d pay more for electricity, they continued to oppress me with their crazy anti-comfort and eco-fascist behaviours and then one day, while it was boiling outside and inside, they blew up on me because I refused to turn the AC off and threatened to call the police over the fight (goofy) 😭 After that, I never had roommates again until my move to Australia a few months ago. I’m so very glad the Aussies aren’t anti-AC.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

😂

[ThatOjoBoy @ThatOjoBoy]

Lady shared video of her crashing out because her alarm won’t turn off Untill she does 15 Squats 😭😭😭

[Can Vardar @icanvardar]

people are finally realizing you don’t build anything cool with ai without actual base knowledge

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Lavar Ball praises the Minnesota Timberwolves for trading for his son LaMelo, but URGES them to pick up Lonzo & Gelo as well to GUARANTEE a championship 🤣🔥

“Together you can’t beat em… You can get Lonzo damn near for nothin. You can get Gelo damn near for nothin… Whenever them Ball boys together, CANT LOSE.”

[Holly - I like tech @AnxiousHolly]

imagine you're in the apple store just about to purchase a macbook pro and the page refreshes on checkout and it's now $300 more