the Caito

Father, husband, Ironman and a cardiac arrest survivor.

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@kevthe11111 @Lea_EFC It’s a problem in the Prem, every team does it, some more than others snd some players more than others. I’m not calling out Utd, couldn’t give a shit about them, but Prem football has become a weekly experience of this, my point being it’s embarrassing but no longer called out.

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@kevthe11111 @Lea_EFC I agree he was fouled, the rule says feigning injury OR being fouled….not both but either by itself is bookable. Stop defending players rolling round screaming in pain, it’s pathetic to watch.

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@BazBtee @Lea_EFC So rolling round holding your leg as if in great pain, then once penalty confirmed you sit up with a celebratory gesture, then stand up and walk clearly without any pain or injury is not ‘feigning’??

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@BazBtee @Lea_EFC Feigning injury….not arguing it’s not a penalty, but Prem league is like WWE.

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@castofficial 1996, Victoria Park

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@AssnRats @RoyalYeomanry @71signalregt Here’s my Grandad receiving his MM. He was 4th County of London.

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Hi @RoyalMailHelp @RoyalMail can you please make your mind up as to why you haven’t delivered the parcel? Neither of the below are true.

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@rossmacleodputt Just more proof the modern golf ball travels further🤔😉

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@ilovenostalgia With cello tape and a matchstick you could make homemade banger fireworks. Got 2 days suspended from school after demonstrating this behind the bike sheds.

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@SkySportsGolf Hoylake is not in Liverpool, stop the false narrative!!

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@WeddingPhots @MarkH_Photo In those 10 years, how many people were processed through custody suites without dying, and how many had police contact without dying? The death rate is a “tiny tiny tiny number”

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@kenny_berry @matty_doddberry Play well Matty👏👏👏

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@Aidan_Roxburgh Good luck Aidy👏👏

[Resuscitation Council UK @ResusCouncilUK]

Cardiac arrest does not discriminate by age.

41% of out-of-hospital cardiac arrests across England in 2021 happened to people aged 15 – 64 years old. That’s why it’s so important as many people as possible know life-saving CPR skills.

Learn CPR now: https://t.co/Ho439PIYC5

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@AnnexMonkeys ‘Do I wanna know’ was my favourite from last nights set👏👏

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Well played son, picked up the individual prize at yesterdays comp👏👏

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@martinpilgrim @sampilly10 @LisaPilly9 You gave him the keys to the 205 right??

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@Go_CheshireWest Does this include school bus routes? Currently £4 single for 3 mile journey

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@Grant_Colgate Ferry, went last year and played @TheMachrie which I highly recommend 👍👍