Neal Armsoft

Standard issue Twitter guy with takes both good and bad. Try to enjoy!

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

@styxxsyringe It’s certainly a cool place, don’t get me wrong, but it’s smaller than you may expect. Look into “The House On The Rock” in Wisconsin for my personal favorite crazy dreamlike experience. It’s huge

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@treyfive_ What in the hell is your barber charging you, man??

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Happy wash-your-waterbottle Wednesday

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@dont_switch_up_ @PimpsterBig @RegalMovies @AMCTheatres That’s it, I’m resorting to violence

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

@dont_switch_up_ @PimpsterBig @RegalMovies @AMCTheatres @AMCTheatres charges like $40 just for a ticket and light snacks. @RegalMovies the underdog goat

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

Traveling to Ireland just to get em all worked up

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YouTube today is like "today I poured 35 different types of hot sauce in my eyes and I'm going to rank which ones hurt the worst!"

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

Just left the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me was literally watching Two and Half Men on his phone full blast.

Happy Friday everyone.

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

@LDrago66 @NYRebelLV @sw_holocron 100% agree, every Lucasfilm Animation show seriously has the best stories, action, and visuals of anything else.

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@NYRebelLV @sw_holocron

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@followingmybody This is actually sad af

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Checking my email just to feel something…

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

@twoskineddragon @esp3rtamente

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

Commenting “this is AI” under people’s huge life achievement posts

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

@ToastedPandaa @ADAorabble @holeliker Man why you even gotta go there like we’re talking about Ed Edd and Eddy here..??

[Cockus Flightball 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Yall sleeping on beds

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

@holeliker

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@twoskineddragon @esp3rtamente

[Neal Armsoft @Ncarson26]

@CultureCrave Holy cow are they desperate