Asked kingy if he would still fancy me if I had a stump. The answer was he wouldnโt make a move. Asked him if I was Maya jama with a stump? obviously if Maya Jama had โall 4 limbs cut offโ he still would #MAFSUK
Me and Kingy were walking home from magaluf last night with some bloke and he wanted to jump the hotel fence. Casually told us to hold his stuff and he just took his fake leg off and chucked it
Packing the shopping at the till, tell Kingy to put the heaviest things on first as you do. So he turned round in-front of the check out lady and pretended to pick me up and put me on the counter๐๐๐