Denzel Ncube

Full time Chelsea propagandist 🇿🇦

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Okes will tell you how realistic a show like the Polygamist is then side eye you for being on PrEp 😂

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

"Black Coffee's version" 😂

[Badnis @coolmike00]

Caption so messy… Baby M definitely trying to get at Drake… she also used Black Coffee’s version of “Get it Together” by Drake 🥀

Drake living in these hoes head rent free😂

[Dan @001Oxygen]

Are there people on this app who have Watched more than 4 world cups ?

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Damn, even the exaggerated year count is too small to reach when we actually matriculated. 💔💔 we really are uncs

[gwen @mpumszn]

You guys are talking about your matric results from 10 years ago again?

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Congrats on a great job 🙏🏾

[AthaBaby 🎀 @Athabzz]

Thank You 🤍

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

R7500 + Peace of Mind

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

Hear me out. As 4 friends, rent is R7500 each, in Bryanston even. All bedrooms are ensuite. 🔥🔥🔥😳😳

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Bring me that star!!!! Champions of Africa 👆🏾👆🏾💛💛💛💛💛

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

2 of my mates phones gone 🕊️

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Man bring back Burnout Revenge

[Shady 🧊 @ShadyMikeGaming]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO Nahhh single player it is for me 💀

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Premier league refs are actually a joke man 😂

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Ey fokoff

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Not the result we wanted but we gave it everything. Thank you for your unrelenting support. 💙

#CFC | #EmiratesFACup

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

When Professor said "Yimi'Captain my team Durban City" >>>>
💛👆🏾

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Alhamdulilah 🙏🏾

[Flyest Ninja in America @flyestinamerica]

Kendrick can never make music like this in his life #ICEMAN

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Eh this year's flu doesn't say 1 or 2 symptoms, it says every symptom simultaneously at full blast .

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Nah the traffic management is bad, you'll be 3km from the venue for hours in traffic

[Thomas Mlambo @thomasmlambo]

Also guys, we can't have games being postponed by 45 minutes because people are late when the stadium opened at 10am..

That's ridiculous.

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Round 5 loading 👀🙏🏾

[HomeComing Events @HomeComingEvent]

Time moves fast 🕰️🔥 #SunCityTakeover is officially SOLD OUT! A moment in time fully claimed.

Thank you all for choosing to join us on this journey, we'll see you at the Takeover 🚀

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Sundowns tried their absolute best to finish me

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

Nah Twitter is a horrendous place to get reliable info now

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

We're still paying for having Cech and Courtois back to back, it wasn't natural

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

After months of negotiations, young Petr Čech joined Chelsea F.C. in 2004 following an impressive spell with Stade Rennais F.C..

The 21 year old Czech goalkeeper arrived in the Premier League knowing he was behind in the pecking order. At the time, Chelsea manager Claudio Ranieri had Carlo Cudicini as his undisputed number one and a firm fan favourite.

Ranieri was sacked shortly before Čech’s arrival and replaced by José Mourinho, meaning everyone had to prove themselves again. After impressing at the Under 21 European Championship, Čech also stood out during Chelsea’s pre season tour in the United States, something Mourinho did not overlook.

“I found out in America that I was going to start the first match against Manchester United. When we went out to warm up, everyone expected Carlo to play. When the starting lineup was announced and the crowd realised he wasn’t playing, the whole stadium started chanting his name again. That motivated me to put in a great performance. I knew I had to be at my best every day or I would quickly find myself on the bench.”

Čech not only kept a clean sheet in that 1 to 0 win, but he went on to play 35 league matches that season. He set a record with 24 clean sheets and conceded just 13 goals. Between 12 December and 5 March, he kept his goal unbeaten for 1,024 consecutive minutes, more than 11 full matches without conceding.

[Denzel Ncube @Ncuresma]

During the orientation for the international students they tell them straight that their marks will drop

[Patience @officialtwinny]

School in South Africa is difficult for an American Child.