Gideon Nderitu

The Next Big Thing ⚽

[TC @totalcristiano]

‘You can’t celebrate other nations goals’

Me after Brazil’s winner:

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

"I don't care if Germany or Ecuador wins. I'm just watching as a neutral"

Also me celebrating Ecuador's 2nd goal:

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa piga RETWEET to pay tributes to our fallen Comrades🕊️

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset

[Don @Opresii]

Japan are not even playing with their full set… imagine if Yamaha, Toyota, Yokohama and Lexus started this match😭

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

World Cup hainanga attachment issues, country yako ikitolewa unaenda kwa ingine very fast.

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Chelsea - UCL trophy
Man Utd - UCL trophy
Liverpool- UCL trophy
Man City - UCL trophy
Nottin Forest - UCL trophy
Aston Villa - UCL trophy

Arsenal - 😂😂😂😂

[Amazing @kijanayamwingii]

Kenyans, it’s time to WAKE UP!

We have ZERO Ebola cases, yet Ruto is fast-tracking a US Ebola quarantine facility at Laikipia Air Base. Why risk our country for their Ebola patients?Our military base is NOT a foreign dumping ground!Reject this deal. Kenya First!RETWEET WIDELY

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems, you best believe. Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself - Edwin Sifuna

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Some things You must stop blaming satan. Satan is not going around schools burning dormitories. These dormitories are being burnt by students. I say so because once upon a time I was a highschool student and I saw this transpire in real time. And this should mean something but you’re all ignorant to see. These children are rebelling. It is a call for help. And these schools will never stop being burnt unless something is changed

You have taken your children and thrown them in boarding schools like you’re punishing them. Look at the beds they sleep on,squeezed Tripple deckers. Sleeping at 10pm,waking up at 4am. To study. Ni nini hii inasomewa hivi? The chinese,the koreans dont even study this much and we cant achieve 20.% of what they have. Your children are suffering. Drinking porridge from expired maize for breakfast,Two loaves and dirty tea at 11am,Uncooked Githeri for lunch full of weavils,and uncooked ugali and Barely sliced sukumas for supper

What kind of life is this you’re giving your children. They are in prison,literally. They’re mentally broken. They miss their parents,they miss their homes,and they miss freedom. Remember this are children. If there is anyone to blame it is you the parents. It is you who have pressured these Teachers and Management to ‘rise the school meanscore’ because you’re obsessed with reputations.

Stop blaming satan for your failures. Boarding schools must be modified to friendlier learning institutions and not lockdown prisons whereby everyday students wake up regretting their lives.

Or They continue to burn these schools and some of your children will unfortunately perish in the chaos. Stop blaming satan! I am her advocate on this one

[ُ @8ogba]

Men lie, women lie. The tapes don’t.

[buzor @buzor042_]

This was Ronaldo at Messi's current age, scoring free kicks week in, week out at Man U.

[B @utdbrxy]

We gonna see Cunha linkup with Neymar on the biggest stage https://t.co/x9jpZhoSDI

[DemiLade @Iameniolamyde]

Do you genuinely believe that prayer works?? If yes, repost.

[She⚖️🇰🇪 @KhaleeseeM]

200 Bladifakin Kenyatta Shillings for fare in the morning????😭😭😭
Jioni bado ni same,so 400 in a day,in a week 2000,in a month....??😭😭😭

Narudi Mumias mimi

[ONYEKA V ™ @Sironyeka]

If your mom is alive, retweet this.

[Vibezy @UtdVibezy]

Bangers scored by Bruno Fernandes in a Man United jersey:

[Willow Ryder @willowryder]

If you eat pussy good then you are 10x automatically better at sex to me…🤷‍♀️