The Gold Seats

Garish, heinous, abomination, and abhorrent. These are the words I use to describe things I don't like. Notre Dame season ticket holder since 1958.

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I went to the wrong stadium. No one is here at North Carolina.

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There is fire shooting in the end zone and it’s unseemly. We are opening up a new Chardonnay.

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Too much passing.

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The Pac-12 called me asking for money.

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A quality, well made shoe.

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After not watching college football very closely for decades I’m ready to unveil my list for the top offensive coordinator at Notre Dame.

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The new Notre Dame schedule is an abomination. Four teams I've never heard of.

Where is Chicago? Pre-Flight? Yale? Teams with class and prestige?

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Who is Markus Freemen?

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I shall not be stumping for any coach but ready to criticize the choice. Respect my intellect and wealth.

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Although I barely pay attention to this sport let me helicopter in and explain everything to you idiots.

[The Gold Seats @NDGoldSeats]

Although I barely pay attention to this sport let me helicopter in and explain everything to you idiots.

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Still recovering from the aftermath of upsetting everyone at Thanksgiving because it’s yet another season without a Notre Dame championship.

Enjoy your mashed potatoes sure, at least I still have standards.

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While passing the charcuterie board around on the flight home last night we all agreed Notre Dame should decline an invite to the playoffs should it come. This school used to have standards.

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Desperately wanting to hear some original traditions tonight from those loveable band nerds. Impress me with some horn toots.

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I’m up here now, those seats are for the poors now who can’t even afford their own jet.

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Best part of the whole video. Never change, @NDGoldSeats

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Thanks for everyone checking in on me, I had to be taken to the hospital yesterday following the light show inside the stadium. Ruined my late dinner plans.

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It is an absolute ABOMINATION to be playing another MAC team again.

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I’m on campus where is everybody??

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Striding around campus in all my wealth.

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What is peacock?