Neal Acito

Musician, Drunkard, Soothsayer

[Neal Acito @NealAcito]

#Winnie Pooh is a trend? Dammit! I just made it even more so, didn't I?

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Mrs. Weiner has a bun in the oven? Wow, what a pickle!

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Bear flies through SUV – http://t.co/zy01Kur . @CNN reports "No alcohol or drugs were involved". Glad to hear the bear wasn't drunk.

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So, I had #coffee and a #donut with #milk for #breakfast. Then I had #pound cake preceded by the #pound sign.

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Not sure whether to refer to @smithsonian or #smithsonian. Let's see what the difference is shall we?

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"I did my time and paid my debt. Can I have my gun back now?" ~Plaxico Burress, who apparently learned nothing.

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I don't trust John Edwards. He has two first names.

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Impossible Headline: "Hall of Famer Pete Rose Meets President Santorum"

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Apparently, I am allowed only a certain amount of space. Therefore, that means that I need to get the point across before I run out of chara

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I am a leader. However, I have no followers.

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"Dearest Sally, here is an oil painting of me in the nude." ~Thomas Jefferson