When i was a kid my athiest dad would read me the bible before bed because he wanted me to be up on the lore
He'd always start by reminding me that "lots of people believe this is real but its just fairy tales but also its important you know this anyways even tho its fake"
"haluutko kuulla salaisuuden"
no?
"mua panettaa"
"haluutko kuulla toisen salaisuuden?"
kerro
"mä juksasin ei oikeesti paneta"
"haluutko kuulla vielä toisen?"
???
"kyl mua oikeesti panettaa"
(oikee convo mitä kävin jonku 40v kaa)