Escher Of Barovia

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[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

OOC: Alright, as promised:

My Escher Meta-Thread. This will take us from childhood, through to what he's doing now as Strahd's sometimes-lover.

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[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

Pro tip: Googly eyes on Pop! figurines. It's free serotonin.

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

@baroviancnw Only if I hit a blood clot. They're like boba, but better.

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

Just to make it clear, I did finish. In case anyone thought I was still snacking.

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

Snack break.

I know it's only been 20 minutes, but who would I be if I didn't indulge a little?

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

@StrahdVonZ

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@StrahdVonZ Are you finally letting me open my bakery?

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

Snack break.

I know it's only been 20 minutes, but who would I be if I didn't indulge a little?

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

Well my little batlings, I have been away far too long. It's time for an update! I am airing out the crypt and getting ready to upgrade my fancy bits to even fancier bits, and that means I have to take down all of the original fancy bits. Shame, but that is undeath for you.

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

Next is the book pile. All TTRG titles, aside from the one cookbook.
Scarlet Citadel A Dungeon of Secrets for 5e
Tasha's Cauldron of Everything
The Seeker's Guide to Twisted Taverns
Ghosts of Saltmarsh
Fallout: Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook
Pathfinder 2e Beginner Box

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

@empe_roar Keeping my money ready and my Twitter refreshed 😤

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

@IvanaBoritsi @ClanGargoyle Oh, of course! Just let me get my spell book and a nice walking stick to beat people away from our lovely selves with.

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

@TatyanaFederov @ismarkovich He's always in safe hands when I'm around.

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@ismarkovich Oh don't worry, Izzy, I can teach you how to have tons of fun. 😘

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

@ismarkovich Oh, honey, I'll help you plan a festival! It'll be wonderful with wine and music and sure most of your citizens won't be able to enjoy it but you and I definitely will!

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

@IvanaBoritsi I would hate to see his mail room. Strahd used to sit and cackle while putting Azalin's address on every mailing list he could find.

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

Well, now I know why he never thanked me for that gift basket.

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@ismarkovich @DarkLordAzalin Come by some time and I'll teach you a thing or two. 😘

Necromancy is very beginner friendly, after all!

[Escher Of Barovia @NecromEscher]

Monster High keeps trying to contact me about a teaching position. Luckily for me, I started forwarding some of my letters to Castle Avernus. Enjoy the spam mail, @DarkLordAzalin!

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@baroviancnw I honestly don't know what answer I expected but this is much better.

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@baroviancnw Out of curiosity, what's the pumpkin-to-spice ratio for your pumpkin spice waffles?