Gordon ramsay: excuse me darling. what's going on back there
Waitress: the uhh chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: the chef is Bigfoot?
Waitress: correct, the chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: fuck me. Ok darling thank you
(Waitress leaves)
Gordon: the chef's fucking Bigfoot. Wow. Ok. Fuck me. Wow
Here’s former Republican mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa on a united Ireland:
“That’s right, up the rebels. United Ireland! That’s right. John Connolly, right? Just remember 1916. Easter Sunday. Did the mayor mention that?”