Ned v. Ned

Tender of Bars. Taster of foods. Lifter of Weights. Doer. Former USAF TACP. Follow me I’m going places. Or don’t, because sometimes I get lost...

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“It is what it is until it ain’t.” - @MacMiller

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Chance the rapper and guwop the trapper! #fuckmeup

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@ihatethiskid I can’t tonight it’s my old ladies birthday, let’s kick some whiskey shot around late night though if we run into each other

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Friday night off... What it do babyyyy

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@chancetherapper came with it! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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They get to poppin out of place like they double jointed

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What’s “whiter” Friends or Seinfeld ?

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@tylerxclark Top 5

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Honeycombs 🔥🔥🔥

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@tylerxclark Yessir!

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Expectations or eye drops which is scarier?

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Love live places like Lochloosa

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Preferred levels of clothing:
#1 naked
#2 full suit
#3 American flag patterns
#100 everything else

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Girl walks into the bar and yells: “ I’m a Christian Conservative lesbian! Where is the bathroom?!”
Me:

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👀

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@shutupstephan So jealous, fuckin rock out with your cock out!

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I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

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Tris for the guys