Ned Sella

Life sucks and you can't convince me otherwise.

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

I own a chain of jerk stores. They're small, unassuming places you'd pass up if you didn't know they were there. Called Asshole in the Wall.

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

I’m officially happy. Ned is dead.

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

Everybody keeps saying how shitty of a year 2020 is. Kind of fitting that it’s 2020 because I say the world’s always been shitty and y’all are just finally seeing clearly.

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

@matt_pop88 Happy place? No such thing.

[Vincent Van Gone @VVanGone]

I’m not depressed I’m just fucking sick of everything

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No. https://t.co/8rtEeGF3md

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

@TomanthaP I bet the guy holding the gun would want to chat while he waited for his demands to be met. Pass.

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

@BatBatshitcrazy Nobody that is friendly is my friend.

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

@TomanthaP Being forced at gunpoint to be near other people. No pizza’s worth that.

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

i don’t listen to sad music or watch sad movies because my cup already runneth over

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

In theory I don’t mind dragons. They always seem grumpy and angry and that is something I can respect. But I’ll be damned if I’ll sit back and let someone tell me what I should think about. You got that Imagine Dragons?

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

Dogs are way too fucking happy.

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

I’m in town bitches. Nobody call me.

[Ned Sella @NedSella0]

No, I’m really not.

I wish there was an option to unsubscribe from receiving further interactions in real life.

[Red Lobster @redlobster]

Thanks for the love @ThisIsUD, we hope we brought the 🔥🔥🔥with our new menu items! https://t.co/X0nkzYo5XT

[Red Lobster @redlobster]

Thanks @ravensymone, you’re always welcome at @redlobster! https://t.co/pdCPnr1Wni

[Red Lobster @redlobster]

Ohh @lala the love is mutual! 😍 https://t.co/55oMtYn1Ms

[Slay Ded Sus @slaydedsus]

Sometimes people are wrong, and other times they suck.