@CamdenHutchison That is another bullshit that is being done in the world. We could be 100years ahead with an easier language to learn if those didnβt force the world for French or English. Especially French
@cb_doge Yeah. It is very dangerous to use a Zionist app as usual.
You decide how reliable it is. It started as a non-profit organization but turned into a for-profit one. Imagine what they can do with your data. :D
Setting: A high-end office in Tel Aviv. Blonde is staring at a spreadsheet; Dog is chewing on a literal golden bone.
Blonde: "Itβs a disaster. Our top tech bros are all moving to Dubai for the 'vibes.' By 'vibes,' I mean the 0% income tax. Weβre hemorrhaging shekels!"
Dog: [Pauses chewing] "Canβt we just offer them free hummus and better high-speed rail?"
Blonde: "Don't be naive. We need something more... traditional. We need to scare them back into the arms of the Motherland with some high-altitude pyrotechnics."
Dog: "I love a good Roman Candle, but how do we clear that with the legal department? Theyβre still annoyed about the last 'unannounced drill.'"
Blonde: [Smirks, leaning back] "Easy. We just leak to the press that weβre 'liberating' the Persian Gulf. We tell the Iranians weβre coming over to 'save' them. The moment the first siren goes off, those tax-dodgers will realize Dubai is way too close to the splash zone."
Dog: "Ah, the old 'Save them until theyβre scared' routine. Brilliant. Iβll go fetch the F-35s."
Cat: "Look, if we poke Iran, theyβll choke the Strait of Hormuz. Itβs basic physics."
Dog: "And? Thatβs a disaster."
Cat: "For them, maybe. For us? Every neighbor starts a bidding war for defense contracts. Itβs like Iraq, but with better production value."
Dog: "Youβre a monster."
Cat: "Iβm a humanitarian! Iβm protecting Israel... and Iran... from the burden of having too much 'un-liberated' oil. Think of the gold, Dog! Think of the high oil prices and Chinaβs factories grinding to a halt because weβre 'bringing democracy' to Venezuela at the same time."
Dog: "So itβs not about peace; itβs about a global monopoly?"
Cat: "Peace is just the marketing budget, darling. π"
@echoesofworld None buddy. Couldnβt you find better cities to compare.
One full of rats and the other one is always grey. Did you here about βParis Syndromeβ?