niffler

[niffler @NeedShiney]

Is smol
Is precious
Is thief

— Niffler
— Crack / AU
— Stranger Things

[niffler @NeedShiney]

@PrettyBoySitter If Niff doesn’t run the risk of being crushed then, he might be sneaking over.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

Is in @PrettyBoySitter’s sock drawer.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

@PrettyBoySitter They’re so nice and soft.

Time to sleep on one like a body pillow.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

His little eyes squint more as bits of cookie fall from his beak and onto the counter around his feet.

Suspicious Niffler is suspicious.

[Grayson @UnbridledAlpha]

His attention shifts as Niffler scampers up to the counter. And he simply stares, watching as his hand slowly moved to his back pocket.

Oh, little guy wanted to play. Fine
They were going to play.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

At the last second, he bolts with an Oreo in his mouth and scampers up onto the counter.

Defiantly munching it before Grayson— maybe even squinting his eyes a little.

[Grayson @UnbridledAlpha]

He is going to squish that damn thing one day. ONE DAY SOON!

"Stay still, fucker!"

[niffler @NeedShiney]

Niff be petty.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

How dare he try and make a Niffler pie.

Just for that he’s going to inconvenience Grayson.

Like gnawing all the bristles on his toothbrush and pulling every odd button off his shirts. And chewing holes in the bottom of his bags of cereal.

[Grayson @UnbridledAlpha]

Loudly stomping his feet, Grayson tried to squish the little one, swearing up a storm while he did so.

Those were HIS Oreos!

[niffler @NeedShiney]

Last time he checked, Niff wasn’t a pet. Nor was he from this world. It was either eat or be eaten.

And the Oreos were being ravenously eaten within the bag.

[Grayson @UnbridledAlpha]

Grayson took chase, going after Niffler and trying to save as much of his Oreos as he could.

It wasn't his business or job to worry about whether or not the damn thing could ask for snacks. But if his Duchess can ask nicely for pets, so can Niffler.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

@UnbridledAlpha NOM ON FORK.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

Yeets himself on @UnbridledAlpha’s face.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

@UnbridledAlpha OOOOO. SHINY FORK.

POUNCE.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

@UnbridledAlpha Time to mess up his hair then!

Cue SCRITCHY SCRATCHES.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

@UnbridledAlpha Commence rubbing his butt on the other’s head.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

Squeaky squeak

[niffler @NeedShiney]

Might be scuttling over to grab the bag of pretzels.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

Might be niff.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

@DamnGoodSteve Scuttles up and pulls on the buttons of his shirt.

[niffler @NeedShiney]

Confused Niff sounds.

[Luci @AnamCaraSoul]

“So wait you’re telling me Captain Jack Sparrow and Niffler are the same?”