An essential requirement to be my girlfriend is accepting that I’m a deranged perv.
I’ll molest you, grope you, touch you inappropriately and worship your body daily.
I’ll drag you into my depraved world and ruin your innocent mind.
You’re gonna love it.
If we lived together, I'm burning all of your clothes and forcing you to strictly buy clothes that are x3 too small for your oversized goonbody fyi ✨✨✨