Donovan Neeley

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

You can't even set most gym treadmills to the speed this guy just broke the MILE world record at. They max out around 12 to 14 mph. Josh Kerr held 16.2 mph for the entire mile today: 3:42.66, breaking a record that had survived 27 years.

The pace on this new mile record is just wild.

It works out to 13.8 seconds per 100 meters. Go sprint 100m all-out right now. If you're slower than 13.8, Kerr was moving faster than your sprint, and he did it 16 times in a row without stopping.

In 1954, Roger Bannister ran the first four-minute mile, a barrier people once argued was the limit of human physiology. Put Bannister's race on the track next to Kerr's today, and Kerr finishes while Bannister is still 110 meters back, coming off the final bend.

The man who lost the record, Hicham El Guerrouj, set it in 1999 with no pace lights and no super spikes. Beating him took 27 years of shoe technology plus a four-month engineering project Kerr named after the goal time itself. The margin: 0.47 seconds.

And El Guerrouj isn't finished. His 1500m record, set the year before on the same track, turned 28 this week. Only three men since have even broken 3:27. One record fell today. The harder one is still standing.

[Triodug @TotallyNOTTrio]

New Xbox CEO publicly executes 50% of the worthless staff at Bethesda then strings Todd Howard up by his ankles and gives Fallout to Obsidian but I'm supposed to be mad at her???

[Donovan Neeley @NeeleyDonovan]

@Lawton_Braves FBI would infiltrate and commit crimes to destabilize it. Rip “the muster”

[Donovan Neeley @NeeleyDonovan]

@it_unprofession Diabolical.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Low testosterone behaviors:

-watching Love Island
-calling your girlfriend your “partner”
-needing a “sweet treat” after every meal
-bailing on dates last-minute

High testosterone behaviors:

-lifting weights
-deleting Tinder
-letting girls use the guys’ bathroom at a bar/baseball game
-talking with an old lady waiting for her handicap van (could be the best 10 minutes of her day)
-asking out your crush
-bringing the bride and groom drinks so they don’t have to leave the dance floor
-calling your friends for no reason
-buying your girlfriend surprise gifts
-eating healthy 90% of the time
-taking random moments throughout your week to appreciate you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

He’s out of his fucking mind this is gonna be a crazy fight week😭😭

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Israel loyalists picked a bad day to feign outrage over Tucker Carlson's observation that key Israeli officials speak and think like pure Nazis, if not worse.

Just hours later, Israeli National Security Minister Ben-Gvir posted this: text that makes Mein Kampf look bashful:

[Donovan Neeley @NeeleyDonovan]

@aaronbronsteter Shut up nerd

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

GOJO SUPREMACY

[Donovan Neeley @NeeleyDonovan]

@JSlaughterEsq

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

He got my attention with the crow.

I stopped everything I was doing with the Canada goose.

My jaw hit the floor with the red tail hawk.

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

If Massie loses tonight, he should run for President.

If Massie wins tonight, he should run for President.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Thomas Massie just declared: “They’re panicked.”

“We’re probably gonna pull this off.”

“The President’s done 11 posts about this race in the last 72 hours.”

“They sent the Secretary of War.”

“I’m running against an AI candidate without the I.”

“He’s created AI ads.”

“He does his social media posts with AI.”

“And he hasn’t been to a single debate.”

“He skipped all eight of them.”

“He’s terrified of debating.”

“There’s no enthusiasm for him.”

“I did three events yesterday.”

“Every one of them had more attendees than the Secretary of War’s event.”

“I’ve got US Reps from Congress coming to my district and campaigning with me.”

@RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY

[Andrew Day @AKDay89]

The gap between what Boomer Neo-MAGA thinks is happening in geopolitics and what is actually happening is... cavernous.

[Donovan Neeley @NeeleyDonovan]

@RepJackKimble @Ostrakon451 You’re a public servant. Why are you whining?

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

JUST IN: The Republican Jewish Coalition Victory Fund just filed another $470,000 of spending against Thomas Massie.

There has now been more than $20,000,000 of outside spending in this race.

It is the most expensive House primary in history.

Track election spending on Quiver.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Thomas Massie just revealed that Pete Hegseth is going to Kentucky to personally campaign against him.

“This shows how serious it is to the global elites that I lose.”

“The Secretary of War may be coming to my district to campaign against me.”

“During a war.”

“And that’s why it’s so serious that I do win.”

“If there’s gonna be any hope in Washington, DC.”

“If there’s gonna be anybody that ever challenges the narrative, whether it’s on war or immunity for companies, whether they’re data centers or pesticide manufacturers.”

Clayton Morris: “It’s one big uniparty.”

“And when you call out the corruption machine, they don’t like that.”

“Because they’ve been duping the American people for so long.”

@RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY @ClaytonMorris

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: The CIA has just SEIZED boxes of DOCUMENTS in DNI Tulsi Gabbard's office relating to the JFK files and MKUltra, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna says

LUNA: "We were actually just notified that the CIA went in and took documents out of ODNI. Multiple boxes pertaining to the JFK files as well as MKUltra."

"The reason why this is troubling is A, there was an executive order that the president had directed the full declassification of JFK, but then also to the MKUltra files."

"The CIA famously has said that, you know, all documents were released and other documents had been destroyed. So these are allegedly those documents that apparently never existed."

"And so very troubling. I did just talk to Chairman Comer and we are sending in the next hour or so a preservation of documents requests to the CIA."

"I have called into the White House to the director of the CIA himself. And so obviously, as this develops, we'll keep everyone up to date. But strange times we're living." @RepLuna @KatiePavlich