Neeve Jarvis

[Neeve Jarvis @NeeveJarvis]

Me every Sunday trying to figure out what the actual fuck is happening on line of duty

[Ms.pinkstarr💕 @MsPinkstarr]

Me when I’m wearing all gold jewelry and my bag has silver zipper

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

Yells. At. ME?

[cara ! 🐞🐜🪲 @conradsfav]

"Belly, cacao is the bean. It’s what chocolate is made of. Look the whole flavor profile depends on the bitterness of the dark chocolate and the sweet tartness of the raspberry."

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

How I feel when I double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

[pris @pwiscila]

Getting blocked by association is so funny like wait me and my friend come in a twin pack

[pris @pwiscila]

There are so many tasks

[quan hitter @redditfartporn]

excuse me do you have the dubai chocolate labubu matcha latte

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

happy birthday gorgeous

[futch ariana grande @fruitianas]

i’m tired of the vegetable hate yall need to grow up and enjoy the crisp taste of something crunchy

[legally allowed to diagnose u @leftiloosi]

whenever men get real weird about god in their 50s you know they’ve done some especially heinous shit

[ً @wtffrio]

April will start well 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[george @george_w18]

Primark on Saturday is the closest a modern man can come to what our grandfathers experienced at the Somme

[may 🍎 @ih8may]

not a huge fan of the word bitch leaving a man’s mouth

[sweetie ❤️‍🔥 @cwtyp]

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[ʝᥲᥒᥱ 🂡 @aStarlightDream]

Me when the fictional characters I’m reading are going through the miscommunication trope and pushing each other away but I know the truth