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a silly goose

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Besties are we switching to threads what’s happening

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When someone complains about unions: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Oop causing problems at work because I don’t do things exactly as they have always been done

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Yesterday after my callback I got fro yo as a little treat and I miss
The mid 2010s when fro yo was so popular

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Where is my treat? I just killed a spider all by myself.

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Got rid of tiktok for a week and have been watching insta reels, and oh boy I have found the source of many of the worlds problems

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Ok who was gonna tell me that Skechers doesn’t have a t in it

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@J35520 Happy tooty day!!!

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Oh me? You want to talk to me? No no, I will put u in touch with my agent (I HAVE AN AGENT NOW)

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Some of y’all have never taken a bathroom floor nap and it shows

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@GlitzyGlobbler Y

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@GlitzyGlobbler You’re at UBC???

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I am being tortured (waiting to hear back about audition)

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Hi, talking about how you hope no one else auditions for what you auditioned for in the waiting room of the audition should be illegal

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Who is up to date on drag all stars, I need to discuss

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@GlitzyGlobbler @J35520 Uno reverse

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@GlitzyGlobbler Woah

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Update: went home due to tummy pain

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I don’t want to be at work and so now my tummy hurts in solidarity

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Happy tears of the kingdom eve to all those who celebrate