Fernando Borges

My primary focus on Twitter is attempting to be funny. So far... It isn't going well.

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@FLViper2014 @electionsjoe You're saying, I want to follow the same practices as a liberal... wouldn't that make you retarded as well?

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@KillaKreww She's upset she was outperformed at the roast and has to keep bringing drama up.

The funniest thing that has come from Chelsea's mouth in the past decade is Jo Koy.

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@TheInverseTimes See how she didn't clap after his set? Then looking salty as fuck.

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The Chelsea and Tony drama during the #KevinHartRoast is too funny.

She can give it, but looked real frosty after his set.

Kill Tony when he brings up tonight is going to be amazing.

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@netflix Have these comics heard of @KILLTONY ?

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@Ssnyder1835 Why Jason got to look like a toe?

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Happy One Piece Day!!! @netflix

#OnePieceSeason2 #Luffy #netflix

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@redban @KILLTONY @TonyHinchcliffe @donnellrawlings @wrevortallace Donnell needs to comment on everything... does he realize he isn't at a movie theatre?

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Death Stranding one really helped me get through a depressing time in my life. After last year and losing my son, I didn't know if I could play Death Stranding 2... I must admit, it's hard. @KojiPro2015_EN @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
You have truly made a game that touches the emotions.

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When your Doggo eats your favourite @Carhartt hat and tries to make up for it with cuddies.

#DogLife #Carhartt #Luffy

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PSN down with a claim of maintenance. Friday night maintenance... yeah, your servers definitely aren't being attacked.
Wink wink...

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@bertkreischer @blink182 @travisbarker You're so red this whole episode.

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@TMZ The man has released enough bangers... let's buy him some knee pads. It's the least we can do.

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Anyone else lagging like crazy on Path of Exile 2 and then getting kicked?
#PathofExile2 #poe2 #serverstatus

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@redban @KILLTONY @TonyHinchcliffe @WhitneyCummings @Guapedupkam @WhitneyCummings is definitely trying to bang @Guapedupkam

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@TMZ Who the fuck out here wishing on a star for their school desk to become a real boy?

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@IvankaNews_ I think someone's jealous that daddy is showing a little too much attention to one blonde over another~

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Make his finest asset yours

Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

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@levarburton We thought him flexing on a butterfly was gangster. Now he's just ending people casually in a tweet.