Neftyyy

Mr. Morale 🔅|| Barcelona ❤️💙

[kage @sukikage_]

it’s crazy how being depressed for years makes you a fucking idiot

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

Bruce Lee once said:

“Pain will leave once it’s done teaching you”

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

At this age, I only focus on women who make it obvious they like me. Applying pressure isn’t my style.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"I married my best friend"

Biggest lie ever told

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Never work from home when cohabitating with a female. She will see you taking a 5 minute breather and assume you are doing nothing all day. The female brain short circuits when it sees a man resting because it thinks you exist to toil and fund her vapid lifestyle.

[Jovicism @ciszm]

Just got a DM from Ronaldo’s PR team offering me $200 per post until the end of the World Cup.

The conditions? I can no longer cover Argentina matches, I have to make at least five posts every time Portugal plays mentioning Ronaldo, and I have to push the Ballon d'Or narrative in his favor.

Sorry, but you can't buy my loyalty. I'll always be Team LIONEL MESSI.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I have retired from one-sided relationships. We value reciprocity now. If that makes us princesses, so be it.

[BODE @neverelent]

Nowadays, you have to be prepared for the possibility that anyone can become a stranger again, no matter how strong the bond was.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

It’s so funny out loud

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Harry Kane after seeing a “goodluck” note from the mexican cartel with his family pictures and address

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Neftyyy @Nefty_iam]

@Wizarab10 Om una dey talk ooo 😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⭐️ Mikel Oyarzabal: “Who is the best striker in the World Cup? I wouldn’t really call Messi a striker because he’s everything football is…

…but I’d still choose him anyway”, told Cope.

[17• @sergetrevorr]

- Penalty pour la France = Youpiiiiiii magnifique, vive la France

- penalty pour le Portugal = SIUUUU , merci l’arbitre , magnifique BUT

Penalty pour l’Argentine = Corruption, vol , Messi est corrompu, FIFA BOY

L’hypocrisie c’est trop drôle 😹

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

Hate how less we see our friends as we get older.

[Girls Chase 🏃‍♀️💨 @GirlsChase]

Keep an eye on compliance. It’s the real interest signal.

A girl who’s not very flirtatious but is very compliant is interested.

A girl who’s very flirtatious but is not very compliant just wants attention.

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

My advice to anyone starting out:

Develop a very strong opinion about yourself.
Know exactly who you are & who you are not.

If you don't, someone else will try to tell you who you are, and you might just start believing them.

[𓆩♡𓆪 @dontlovedave]

when you can’t sleep at night and you’re just alone thinking about all your mistakes

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Simple ways to protect your liver:

. Don't eat old/bad groundnuts/bread
. Don't abuse alcohol
. Lose weight if you're obese
. Vaccinate against Hepatitis B
. Stop sharing sharp objects
. Abstain or have safe sex
. Stop smoking
. Don't misuse medication

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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.