Your Liver

Why do you hate me so much?

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

Aw shucks...you just get me. 😊 https://t.co/TKX204vQyR

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@THEBillyWood Chingate cabrón. 😡

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@kelsey_lulu ....we're gonna have a pretty serious talk after this mess is over. 😡

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

St. Patty's Day is my annual recurring nightmare. 🍀🍀

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@bonniequigley That's a dick move, Bonnie.

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@caleighniicolee 😩

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@OmeoMusic Thank you. 😍

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

I'm feeling good today. Oh wait...it's Friday. I'm feeling less good now...

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@b_pearson07 @JimBeam You just get me.

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

Dear @Cubs fans, please know that as you're killing me, I at least lived long enough to see the cubbies win a championship. #FlyTheW

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@spike_mettel @Indians Shit.

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@JManziel2 You're an asshole.

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

Every time the NFL adds another night of football every week, a little bit of me dies inside.

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@TannerKeith_ [insert inspirational montage here]

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@AngeloSenchuke I'm rested and ready to do this thing. Time to punch in.

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@Mick_devenney85 @L0s3roftheyear And now my watch begins...

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@JustDomIt I'm not mad...just really really disappointed.

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@danielleforquer Come on. You know me better than that. I've been prepped for weeks. Now...where is that bottle of pedialite?

[Your Liver @NeglectedLiver]

@spencerstamps5 No worries, sir. Just doing my job.

[Bonnies Men's Basketball @BonniesMBB]

Game winner! 👌🏻🔥 #SCtop10