Neil Shapiro

I'm a guy who writes ads.

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Just overheard someone on this plane describe the hobbit as "how bilbo got the ring, supposedly." Is there a hobbit conspiracy theory?

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Big shout out to @NellieThings and @cwhirsch. Congrats on the new business cards.

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THIS IS VERY GREAT RT@HelloCakebread: GIFs of people fucking up in infomercials. http://t.co/QKbEs5G0

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@fizz_womm if romance strikes while waiting for a hotdog I'll be there. Waiting.

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Photo bombed a heavy petting session with some fans of romance at the gutter bar last night. Love is so beautiful.

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My grade 9 French is really coming back to me. I think that waiter really appreciated how I conjugated regarder.

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I guess this is the place.

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@NellieThings is there a way to start a slow clap on Twitter?

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May the fourth be with you. some of our favourite star wars themed commercials, listified. ESPN at #9 is underrated.
http://t.co/GAb44Ecp

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Did anybody else notice @crispymoore's booger chest today?

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Move over Bernbach, I've got a new hero RT @kumii Arrested drunk man sings "Bohemian Rhapsody" in back of police car: http://t.co/KrcUwQQr

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@lisama23 It's only 1:30 but this is the best thing I'll see all day ‘The Avengers’ Get The ‘Winnie The Pooh’ Treatment http://t.co/wlrs7Boq

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Did Natalie Portman just throw out a "The Artist" spoiler?

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Hey Scooby Doo gang: you hang out with a talking dog, maybe you should be a little more open minded with the guy who thinks he saw bigfoot.

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I’ve accepted the fact that I’m no longer my dog’s favourite. Treat him well bag of garbage sitting by the front door.

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Reading @SethMacFarlane with a stuffed up nose is dangerous. #greenkeyboard

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Tonight I walked out of an off-Broadway show and saw X-men: First Class. I have no regrets.

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Teaser for quite possibly the best music video...ever? http://blog.beastieboys.com/

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"Did you see that awesome yoghurt ad?" Said nobody ever.

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The Lamb Shank Redemption #LessAmbitiousFilms