Neil

'Spiteful old lefty' Dog botherer.

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@nymphicusvirgo As a standalone tweet this raises questions.

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@DameLynneOwens I was never scared of getting hurt doing the job. I was only ever scared of waking up in hospital and seeing the command team around my bed for a photo op.

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

My twitter account is a bit fucked. Can tweet but can't see any feed.

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@LRD90 @Brick_Cop @PFEW_HQ Yep. I quit and I'm stunned how happy I am. It's like getting out of an abusive relationship

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Cats’ reactions to the cat face filter are superb

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@nymphicusvirgo Oh it was him. Haven't got the stomach to lose another dog. Now I just hang around parks with gravy bones fussing other people's pups.

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@nymphicusvirgo It was a few years ago and he reached 11 so it was expected

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@nymphicusvirgo Yes. Alfie died so I closed the account and decided to use my own name

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@nymphicusvirgo My old Twitter account was all my rottie. You used to follow it. Not sure you remember

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@nymphicusvirgo May have done it to mine. He was less than impressed.

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@nymphicusvirgo Nope. Rotties have extra skin that's fun to play with. You can even put clothes pegs on the skin on the back of their head and make them look like doberman*
*Not recommended

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@nymphicusvirgo Rotties are cute

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@Tom_Gray_Boxing It's about trying to shock a community into talking.

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@raf_tyke @spburgin @AndreaD18145230 @Conservatives It wasn't a vote to dump sewage in the waterways. It centres around an amendment that was very poorly written and all but pointless being accepted or not

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@Ron_Fleasley It's time for a comet to wipe us all out.

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@probstcast @SteveKim323 Can't assert size and power if your feet are in the wrong place

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@memesiwish There's one in Edinburgh in the shadow of the castle

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@JamesB83022243 @elaine_patten @BernieRandall8 @Conservatives Stop blaming this on Brexit. It excuses an issue that has been around much longer.

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@Simpsonanton21 @elaine_patten @bobgriffiths_20 @Conservatives We've been dumping it for decades. That's not what the legislation was about

[Neil @NeilisGroot]

@DuGrigore @Conservatives Scotland is pumping out more sewage than anyone