Neil-John Hook

Some say I'm a man. I'm not. I'm Neil-John Hook! In a loving relationship with my fiancé, but a deeper love for windows...

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

I'm back bitches! Lydney's finest entrepreneur has returned! RT for more Nookster!

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

ABLE, ABLE Plastics, we're the greatest window company. From the town of Lydney, I'm the greatest window fitter they've seen! #mysong

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

Showing off my new gear out on the lash tonight. Black loafers from Scott Shoes with some bootcut jeans and a polo from Age Concern #dapper

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

Contrary to popular belief, I DO NOT reside in a caravan... I have a house which contains many leather bound books #hookmansion

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

"Working 9 til 5, what a way to make a living" Alas, if only this was true, my dearest Dolly #tiredhook #dollyparton #abletoworkalldayerrday

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

Decided to increase prices for the ABLE deluxe range by 100%, to ensure I can go away again in the next two weeks #sorrynotsorry

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

Away on holibobs with the missus... She's complaining as I brought a sample of our new deluxe windows with me. You never know! #hookyknows

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

I won't let this weather dampen my spirits. When windows need fittin', the Nook is there! #supernook

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

The nook stag reunion? @CIDERNELLY @TheRealClayden @turt9 @Relly7E #nookstag #parttwo

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

I'm back, bitches!

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

Happy Birthday mention to @joshdavedavis from Lydney's finest window extraordinaire. #everybodyknowsthenook #celebritybdayretweets

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

@CIDERNELLY #hookstag2 #thereturn

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

@pmack10 @CIDERNELLY @provisionalwfc @Relly7E @jamesbaldwin21 @TheRealClayden @turt9 it's a good job I only get sexually excited by windows

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

1st team manager should be taking notice of my stellar anchorman performances in midfield! #notjustagreatwindowman #ronburgundyrole #thenook

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

Should I remain friends with @Relly7E after he has defected to Blakeney? RT for Yes... Fav for No... #thephonelinesarenowopen #youdecide

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

Relight my fire... Windows are my only desire... Cus I need their love! #takenook #hookydoestakethat

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

I love bad windows that's my f*****g problem... #hookquotes #lifeofhook

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

It's my Birthday bitches!! And what better way to spend my 40th than being with the love of my life... Windows!! I jest, love you Lou!! #NJH

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

Not feeling very well... I knew I shouldn't have done that in Thailand...#useyourimagination

[Neil-John Hook @NeilJohnHook]

Stay away from those ladyboys Neil-John... You're a married man now! #hookymemo #hookyshoneymoontales