Neil Squire

Used to be good at sport | now good at eating and drinking. Spurs/History/Travel/Music. And Eating. Living the dream.

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@premierleague @Arsenal Think you might want to check your maths there big boy. 91 / 38 does not equal 2.9...

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@footballtweet Le Tissier, obviously

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@piersmorgan Kinda bought it on yourself Piers

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@Peterhoest And isn't it fantastic that they didn't.....

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@theburnxngwolf @HotspurRelated I take it tennis is your first sport?

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@HotspurRelated 8

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@KarlT0 'With this rogue's gallery of self-serving absolute cunts, winning the next election is well within reach' Even Goebbels would have struggled to pull that one off...

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@whrlpooll Up until we actually get anywhere near their goal yes. Then it just falls apart

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@TedsTechTed @kirkkorner And that's your take on this? Fuck me

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@SkySportsPL @Carra23 @GNev2 That famous 3-2-4-1 formation that no one plays!!

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@RexChapman Same tactic used in every team sport. Hit the star man early and hard.

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@dandouglas £2.10? 1/7th of a can each day and you can feed yourself for 30p just like Lee....

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@CorneliusW35775 @Lilywhite_Rose Fuck me Cornelius, you sound like a really level headed and cheery bloke.

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@MikeTyson @jakepaul Don't kill him Mike, it will look bad on your CV.

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@ChefReactions @ChefReactions. I watch all these. Just one question. Does anyone in America ever, and I mean ever, cook with fresh ingredients? Everything comes out of a tin, packet or tube. Why are you all not dead?

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@CarefreeEnzo8 @TopGunners14 @CarefreeJonty I spend £400/mth and live on my own. I am a greedy bastard mind!

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@CollinRugg Seriously? You are now censoring the word pedophile? JFC

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@DripGene What the fuck have a bunch of blondes got to do with a decent golf tournament?

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@THFCsince76 Perfectly true and reasonable. However, have you met some of our fan base?

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@CPhilpOfficial You feckless liar