Hannah 💕

Just a weird mom with no filter. Also I make jewelry.

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

HR listening to you at the interview knowing they already chose their relative

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Let’s be artifacts with mama

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

when u have to sit next to a stranger at a movie

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

bugün gördüğüm en komik tweet

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to MISSOURI!

[Lei🔆 @_lesleymarie_]

flight attendant keeps saying “welcome to american eagle” and i just know she’s going to wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night when she realizes

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

burning out at 3 pm on a monday

[Mak @mak_aura]

Whenever they talk about microplastics I just imagine this stuff floating around in my body

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

it taste like it

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

this is how i feel 90% of the time

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[k @ysljennii]

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

this is what life has felt like for 6 years

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

OCD intrusive thoughts are kind of like having the Impractical Jokers in your ear but they are evil & want you to die

[bonnie @wineorexic]

i feel like elvis when he used to lock himself in his room and eat 1000 calorie sandwiches