Nakedguy

Ya so not big into clothes.. believe in the naked truth... calls em as I sees em.. bare essentials

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Hi ho hi ho... Off to earn more taxes for the government ho's ... Greedy bastards!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Sippin scotch watchin late night... Pathetic.. Maybe.. Yet awesome at the same time.. Think about zippos ;)

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

@FrauDiavolo FRAU!!! I've been away... I'm back.. Luuuuuvv seein (readin) ya you dirty hard assed crank! ;)

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

May as well put in fucking pants already..!! An apron... What.The fuk.Is the world.Coming to??!!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

An apron...???!! Are you kidding?? No fukn way!! That shit ain't for this cat!! Nu uhh!! That's for pussys!! Cuz CHUCK NORRIS SAYS SO!!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Been in this kitchn cookin all fukn eve & got little burns all over me! I'd like them kissed better.. & that person better NOT have a dick!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Mmmmm vodka & cran. Feel the warmth..! With the proper 1/3V 2/3 cran mix.. Even when neked!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

OMG IT'S ORANGE! AND GOOY!! Hmm... and tastes like Cheetos... Nice. I'm a motherfuckin genius!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Well... I need some sustenance. & by sustenance I mean food. And by food I mean booze & Cheetos. And by Cheetos I mean porn & lube..

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Doc says I may have ADD.What? See that squirrel? Blue! My fav color is.. Pants chafe my skin.Ya so doc says I may have something disorder..

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Note* shaving your 'boys' 1st thing AM with blurred vision... Yeaa.. Big no no! Looks like a blind Zorro attacked my crotch..!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

WTF??!! Who put the floor up here??*

*drunk says as he hits the floor in a drunken blurr

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Mental note: wear sox when dancing on hardwoods... Not clothes per se.. But at least sox. Keeps the pussy out of the crack of my ass....!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Apparently I got pussy* last nite!

*cat hair everywhere

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

No Matter WHAT!! You CANNOT paint my toe nails!!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

I got the moves like neked guy ;)

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Him: what's wrong?
Her: nothing...
Him: ok*

*famous last words*

*disaster

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

I'm NOT arguing with you! No.. Shut up! I'm not! NO I'm not!! I said I'm NOT now STFU!!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Haha.. I'm just fukn with ya.. Searing cheese on bare skin. FUKN AWESOME!! I'm buying candles made of cheese now. Melted wax is for wusses!

[Nakedguy @Nekedguy]

Wow!! Melted searing cheese on any part of your body does NOT feel good! Contemplating wearing clothes...