Nekonnard

My ass so fat it has its own gravity, that's why you're attracted to me xx
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he/him 🏳️‍🌈

[๋ ๋࣭⭑mofrango ⚡︎ @brendinha_561]

*traduzido do chinês*

[🖤(bobby)🎥franklin @Bobbyxkatccoe]

Using my core memory orbs to find that one porn video I watched in 2019

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

Actually following my skincare once a week instead of doing it everyday

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

Some crypto bros be buying my porn acc to follow them and I see their posts on my tl while I'm jerking off

[Kia Tank @kiatankfina]

ok done tweeting for today time to switch to my porn account

[em✯ @emaavec1seulM]

mais comment ça c’est Ponce qui est dans la sauce alors que c’est le seul qui ouvre sa gueule sur le comportement hyper problématique de ce tdc d’Anyme qui met en avant des mascu d’extrême droite et des héritiers de merde qui veulent nous pourrir

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

Hate when you ask your friends for help or advice and they leave you on read like hoe what are we friends for then

[Cochonou @C0chonou]

futur sardoche

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

@Oli214821511836 Thanks queen hopefully I won't flop next time and keep making hit tweets

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

Still don't know how y'all quote videos so I'm out here downloading them like a dumbass

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

@gabucitaxcx Follow me or stan BTS

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

Trying to make a hit tweet but oomfs won't even like my posts

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

@maomaoaholic Then like my next posts 🙄🙄🙄

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

First post w more than 5 likes got me like

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

@jodiondabeat And I'm proud of talking to myself too❤️

[norah ♡ @cle1vyr]

yt people humor: i love giving false hope to victims of a war that doesn’t affect me!! haha!!! so funny!!🤣🤣🤣🤣whys nobody laughing??🤣🤣🤣

[Nekonnard @Nekonnard]

Genie: you have 3 wishes
Me: make the BTS ugly af
Genie: you still have 3 wishes
Me af as fuck:

[lau @leaurhiane]

et puis ya un idiot qui va te dire que c'est normal et qu'il n'y a rien de grave

[⋆˚꩜｡KoKo🎭 @booba82453772]

When you think your’e horny asf but its nothing next to portuguese people

[Lexplex ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ @Legxplexcx]

Me skipping through all of a japanese artist's tweets for the porn