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[Nelex5000 @Nelex5000]

👇🏻👇🏻

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier

[Nelex5000 @Nelex5000]

AIDS???

[Nelex5000 @Nelex5000]

@DaCoffeeChicory woah woah number 34 right here

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@liigles

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@ReformedStoic @martian_lore I know a guy theory

[Nelex5000 @Nelex5000]

@PiraatBlud67 le ball.. was kicked to le goal... wow...😳

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

it's not "erectile dysfunction" it's rарist's block

[Nelex5000 @Nelex5000]

i would probably urinate on it and then definitely not panic and definitely not go to a hospital and then i would just rub butter and honey on it and raw meat every single day and eventually it would disappear

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

wyd if a black hole starts forming in ur room

[Nelex5000 @Nelex5000]

@DaCoffeeChicory word to the wise: remember pearl harbor

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@6ix_5hooter Bro...

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eating seeds as a past time activity

[Tabris @RBCtabris]

sensitive young man eating his goyslop when suddenly attacked by evil foid:

[Nelex5000 @Nelex5000]

yoooou
MY TAPEWORM TELLS ME WHAT TO DO
YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
MY TAPEWORM TELLS ME WHERE TO GO

PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS

[Nelex5000 @Nelex5000]

@Britgirlnuked

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@Kavelo404 "How to stop being black?"

[Nelex5000 @Nelex5000]

@every_ygocard Caronte

[PoopNiggaJitler69studios5.ThereWillBeGroypage @PoopNxggaGroypa]

WAIT
THE BASED AND CP GUY IS REAL
AND ISNT FROM A MEME???

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”

“That is the only time he can be brave.”