Mint-Man

Once got called a “self deprecating hedonist” and I took it as the highest of compliments. I’m a seller of *Hank Hill Voice* pro-paint and pro-paint accessories

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

@EITMonline Casino Royale

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

@samreich with rumors of you being on the next season of Taskmaster swirling about on the subreddit I am left with one question: when the hell are we getting Jason Mantzoukas on anything @dropout related?

I lied. Second question; @MsJuneDiane on @DirtyLaundryDO when?

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

@blurrybonez @Vincy_Rob @NotZuku @NotUncleRunk

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

@blurrybonez @Vincy_Rob @NotZuku @NotUncleRunk Wrong. The Ark of the Covenant is in Area 51 being studied by the American Government’s “top men” and has been since 1936 after a Doctor Henry Walton Jones retrieved it from the Well of the Souls outside of Cairo, Egypt. History much?

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

Nick Sirianni saying he knows what the fuck he’s doing in front of the God Walrus Andy Reid. I rest my fucking case.

*narrator* He in fact doesn’t know what he’s doing.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Fact check: FALSE

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

The fact Nick Sirianni kept his job after showing pure incompetence in the back half of last season yet Doug Pederson got canned for a bad season after winning the fucking Super Bowl is horse shit. Fuck Sirianni’s Jersey Shore looking Baby Gap pants wearing motherfuckin ass.

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

This dude doesn’t know the difference between Archaeology and Paleontology. No wonder your girl is out here fucking Indiana Jones over you.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

There are A LOT of people who owe President Biden an apology right now.

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

So a remake of an unofficial remake of Yojimbo. Nobody wants or needs this. The original is still a banger that a remake will never be able to recapture what made this one so special

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A remake of ‘A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS’ is in the works.

The original film launched the “spaghetti western” genre and also launched Clint Eastwood’s career.

(Source: Deadline)

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

@JustinQuizon It’s flabbergasting how bad it is

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

I’ve been watching the Pluto TV channel that’s been playing the Indiana Jones movies on repeat while packing to move and now unpacking which means I’ve seen Crystal Skull more times than I’d like. However, I finally pinpointed the 1 thing that truly irks me about the 4th movie…

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

Janusz Kamiński was seriously on some half ass wild shit with this one, and that’s crazy considering the dude did Saving Private Ryan and Munich. Like, bro, were you just letting a PA run this show? The fuck.

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

The fucking lighting! The opening scene in the warehouse has everyone lit from unknown low angled lights from alternating directions. Indy has his right side of his face lit, then in reverse the villain is lit from his right. THE LIGHTING MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

me after i get out of a mad max movie

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

A perfect film.

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

@ciaracheyanne11 That boy doesn’t even ball, baby

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

Hopping back in the DM chair today for D&D for the first time in a hot minute. Excited to start up this campaign, but also a little nervous… but that’s probably because the group is a buncha little murder hobos

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

Nothing was more painful today than hearing @ArmchairExpPod being sponsored by Benny Moore. Come on y’all! You’re quality! Shop Sherwin-Williams 🤣