Neocons are Rad

Democracy everywhere, whether you like it or not. (Parody Account)

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

Okay I think I'm out of terribly unfunny things to say. Everyone go follow the real NeoConrad @conradclose.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

And don't forget to defend freedom and democracy everywhere.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

If you don't breathe with the sound of Eagles screeching, you're in-American. https://t.co/gviKBy68Ke

[Caroline David @CarolineCDavid]

If you don't hear eagles screeching when you look at this, you're un-American. @marcorubio

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

@notkylefoley @conradclose @ScottPaterno there's a time for being funny and a time for being serious. Democracy is serious.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

Freedom everywhere, whether you like it or not. https://t.co/zHLUH2SlVr

[Opportunity Lives @OppLives]

"Free Enterprise is the only system that makes the poor richer without making the rich poorer"
- @marcorubio

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

Blind Spot, Schmind Spot. Besides, Star Wars is dumb anyway. https://t.co/AZkJnZLzfW

[Scott Paterno, Shabbos Goy @ScottPaterno]

Who keeps funding Death Stars in the Empire/First Order budget? They always have a massive blind spot.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

This is what we need to do with the American flag in countries where protestors burn it. https://t.co/1O69Y5sHDv

[Jon Richards @SiteROI]

*Someone steals neighbor's #Trump yard sign*

*Neighbor takes 2nd sign, nails it high up in tree*

Won't be stolen.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

The whole world should speak American, the beautiful language of freedom and democracy. https://t.co/SrTcm0pZ6C

[Tex Fischer @texfischer]

@notkylefoley @KellyM716 @ashleyybutcher speak American. #DonaldJTrump

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

If someone tries to block me? I invade their country. It's that simple. https://t.co/TZLpBRQ6so

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

You wanna talk about the War on Gays? Go to the Middle East. They're the ones with a problem. https://t.co/z3xQirNn0H

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

There's nothing wrong with this world today that a little American Leadership won't fix.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

Those fools in Oregon just need to be shot. Simple as that. Nobody messes with America.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

Only if they aren't standing in the way of democracy. If they are, kill away. https://t.co/zVu5Mq1ysm

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

Good morning, Internet! I took a little Christmas break, but don't worry - democracy never sleeps.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

What do Neocons get in their Christmas stockings? Grenades. Nothing better.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

What do Libertarians get in their Christmas stockings? Coal. Because their home has been reduced to rubble by war.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

It's because of Democracy. https://t.co/aM1UyuVtsK

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

Another day, another dollar, another democracy in the Middle East.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

With Lindsey Graham out of the Presidential Race, we really need Bob Dole to jump in.

[Neocons are Rad @NeoConrad]

Look, I'm not saying Rand Paul hates America, but has anyone ever seen him and Fidel Castro in the same room?