The King and Queen of Cheese

get off my page unless you're gonna follow my boy @BobalosRex ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Not a single rational person believes this is a good thing. They really are the fuck-you-die administration.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

#thebaldandthebeautiful

[The King and Queen of Cheese @Neogami]

@ContraPoints Calling 1800phonesex and when they answer putting the phone up to Dolores Umbridge full blast just to feel something

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

July? Still gay.

[God Empress of Mankind @nuhre_]

I like this guy. I like him a lot.

[Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi]

Don't call this an integration if the two militaries: this is creating a clear hierarchy, with Israel on top and the US under its command.

How do I know that? It is simple: under the new agreement, the US will have to share its secrets with Israel, but Israel won't be obliged to share anything with the US.

No parallel legislation was passed in Israel, and none will ever pass. The US chooses to be controlled by Israel

[Weekend Warrior ☝️🐉🏆🐏 @wwarrior_1]

"shifting trend of consumer preference" my ass

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

“Weird Al” Yankovic turned down a highly paid commercial after learning it involved AI:

“Oh, no. I can’t be the poster boy for AI. Forget it.”

[BobalosRex @BobalosRex]

I'm really enjoying this one and it also leads really well into 12.1 but why the 12.0.7 storyline timegated while being the setup for this is beyond me.

[The King and Queen of Cheese @Neogami]

@EmmaVigeland Anything Taylor Swift does just looks like this to me

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

when the first thing he does as a trillionaire is target communists, it should make you realize communism is good bc it eliminates trillionaires

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

He’s literally blocking a bill that would make it easier for you to afford a home because he wants to be able to suppress voters ahead of the midterms.

[The King and Queen of Cheese @Neogami]

@katya_zamo She said I dont wanna be queen of anything but chickens

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Spending 5x more money on AI than their teacher’s salary 💀

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Evidence Based Impending Sense of Doom

[The King and Queen of Cheese @Neogami]

@ContraPoints I think the rockstarification (idk what else to call it) of stand up comedians needed to end and there was no delicate or pretty way to do that. How are we supposed to explain to gen z that we allowed Dane Cook and that one racist puppet man to thrive as long as they did?