Monique M. Mason

Check out 'Moving at the Speed of Single' on Amazon or Barnes & Noble. It's been called a wild ride, a must read adventure, & a most captivating trip!

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@SouthPark @SouthParkPhone Love this!!! ♥️

[South America @SouthPark]

South Park #PhoneDestroyer cosplay at #SDCC 🦸‍♀️

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@SouthPark Don’t forget the great Mysterion and the Coon. 😉

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

⁦@jes_chastain⁩ If you need a body double, call a girl! ♥️ #ITChapter2 #ITMovie #SDCC19 #sdcc

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

Thank you, sweet cosplayers @sdcc for thinking I was the lovely @jes_chastain !! Much ♥️ and humility. #SDCC #ComicCon2019 #SDCC19 #ITChapter2 #ITtrailer

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@SouthPark Best experience at ComicCon International San Diego! Made my 14 yo daughter’s life. She crafted her own Mysterion costume and was treated like royalty. Thank you all! #SDCC2019 #SouthPark #ComicCon2019

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@justinbieber @danawhite Please challenge yourself to step up your grammar game. It’s “you’re scared.” Tom Cruise knows that.

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@tomellis17 Can’t stop myself from binging #LuciferSeason4 all f’n night long!! ❤️ 👿 Have coffee, will complete the season. #Lucifans #Lucifer #angelbaby #netflixandchill ...with the devil.

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

Polly want a hit!? 😂 #parrot #cnn #msn #beststory #drugsarebad https://t.co/7WqFzFEAA3.

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

See...@tomellis17 !? Red eyes and gray roots from binging 3 seasons of #LuciferOnNetflix in less than two weeks. Damn you. You are the 👿! (Why is the devil emoji purple? Side note...asking for a friend.)

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@tomellis17 is single-handedly responsible for my current situation: under-eye bags, nodding off in staff meetings (that I’m supposed to be running), & ignoring dinner invitations from friends I haven’t seen in a while. Shit! Why did I have to go and discover #LuciferOnNetflix !?

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@realDonaldTrump Wow. Stay classy POTUS!! #Obama2020

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@TheTweetOfGod I guess some institution needs to take advantage of tax exempt status! Lucky bastards. Along those lines...how is belief in anything but Science still a thing!?

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Trump is declaring a national emergency to bypass Congress, to build a wall we don’t need, to address a crisis that doesn’t exist, by claiming an authority he doesn’t have.

If that sounds like nonsense, it’s because it is. It’s also plainly unconstitutional.

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@realDonaldTrump #Wow. Facts really do pose a lifelong conundrum for you! And, to think...they are so readily found these days. You know...with Google and all. And, most impressively, your own government agencies collect them. Imagine the thrill of it all!! #TrumpLies #thankunext #Science #cnn

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@ArianaGrande Good on you! Live your truth. Glad you spoke out against the Hollywood Mansplaining that occurred! F’ that. And, no apologies needed.

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

@TheTweetOfGod Oh my God! Imagine my surprise when I’m just casually strolling through my Twitter feed, and I read this, and I suddenly choke on my Orbit sweet mint gum! 🤣

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

I will be watching. Because here’s my philosophy...
If the enemy wants to show you their cards, you better look! Best to know what’s ahead than be stymied by what occurred. #StateOfTheUnion #cnn #TrumpLies #SOTU2019⁠ ⁠#SOTU

[Monique M. Mason @NeoGirlMonique]

I honestly don’t know who @TheDweck is, but here’s hoping she’s my new bff! Looks like the Pats are eating “hamberders”. Yum...
#SuperBowl2019 #SuperBowlLlll #GoPats #hamberders #WhiteHouse