Neon Gabagool

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

Mahomes to the refs whenever he gets touched

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. You go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@robsoniecker Brother my series X isn’t even plugged in anymore

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@elonmusk Damn if that entertains you then you should check this out https://t.co/3GlDMbPfU6

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@elonmusk Motherfucker is literally incapable of forming a complete sentence

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@budweiserusa Tell the RedSox to cut ties with Sam Adams so we can have cool cans too

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@Xbox Wild that Fable was shown at the original Xbox Series X showcase, it still hasn’t been released, and they’re already teasing a new console

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@michaelrubin Fucking dweeb

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@JoeGiza @wbz That’s my head coach 🥹

[Maximum atheist @Maximumatheist]

The Super Bowl is real.

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@drakemayeloverr We learn and we grow. Can’t wait for September

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@Patriots Tear down the Brady statue

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

MAGA and Elon simps right now

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

AFC CHAMPIONS‼️

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@WhiteHouse Hope he has an awful time

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

@Patriots Mark Wahlberg left Super Bowl 51 early

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

Drake FUCKING Maye

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

FUCK ICE

[Neon Gabagool @NeonGabagool]

If this guy has a massive heart attack on live tv there will be nothing funnier

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/hDDxOhY969