Neo Nitro360

Doctor, lawyer, financial advisor, veteran, president, veteranarian, 9th place Spelling Bee winner, scientist

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@frogator22 The boats are next

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Sighhh I have all this sensitive information relating to national security and no one to share it with 👀👀👀👀

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be advised Corporate Memphis Diddy Moid Skibidi Yams due west bearing 071° how do you copy, over

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You hit translate on a Japanese tweet for it to be just as unintelligible

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@MBoikel i would kill you in terrible, awful ways if it meant kenshi 2 released 1 day sooner

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i'd give GTA 6 for kenshi 2. i'd give people I've known a long time for kenshi 2

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Personally I enjoy diggin in my booty and smelling my finger

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People who use the different food buttons on a microwave fall into Aristotle’s “natural slave” category

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i voted 800 times in 7 different states this is an open invitation to kill me if you have the balls

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you.

There will be no escape.

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dity bud

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Side effects include seeing things that aren’t there (hallucinations), seeing things that are there (peering behind the veil)

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I’ve been handing out ketchup packets and an 8 year old pulled a real ass gun on me

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I love gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re dressed like the HI

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@MBoikel Mel brooks is next I saw the list

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Car just drove over my house

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@MBoikel Where I’m from we call that an ice cream Monday

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I drive with the sun in my eyes for the aura

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@MBoikel I don’t know what this means

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They put on the firework screensaver to distract me when I got my lethal injection

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My LinkedIn says I worked at United States America and my position was President