eli 🎤🐬

He/Him. 29.

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert, loves the Giants, parent.

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

little bear :)

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

I don't care if he did it, he's innocent.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Luigi Mangione has admitted to shooting UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson:

“After years of enduring severe pain from a broken back... I learned UnitedHealth would be holding an investor conference in New York City. I then researched the event online. I observed the annual conference of America’s largest healthcare organization with the stated mission to make the healthcare system better for everyone.

I traveled to New York and emailed UnitedHealthcare with the intent to kill Brian Thompson... I shot Mr. Thompson in the back. I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

(https://t.co/5aDMlfQuVg)

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

rot in piss bozo

[john @0bungler]

I'm the leftist who's too scared to get a job or go to the gym and thinks cooking and reading is ableist. Also I'm going to lead a revolution

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

@Hhhjjjjjjhhhhh this is a silly game cars play. it's always still there.

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

@wxrldprinceii i used to just take these from behind stores for free just to stack em in my barn

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

back when this country was founded someone would have beat this man within an inch of his life with a cane and everyone would have wiped their shoes off on his unconscious body and spit on him as they walked in past him

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

They are blocking members of Congress from entering the Department of Education! Elon is allowed in and not the people? ILLEGAL.

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

i hate everything RFK Jr says but i like how he speaks with a vocoder

[Tony Lyon @RetroVidGaming]

Apparently, a Doughnut shop in U.S. is still using a Commodore 64 for business.

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

I'm so good at making buns

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

hell yeah

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

What the hell even is this 😂

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

I makea da breakfast

[Gina Kirschenheiter Updates @zachsmitty]

this might actually be the funniest video of him ever

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

@dkevrafox2 i did once and my coffee tasted like a yankee candle stores butthole. good riddance.

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

i dont think the existence of billionaires is quite as annoying as how not a single one of them is doing anything cool with multiple billions of dollars

[eli 🎤🐬 @NeopetsOriginal]

@Bosswave exactly

[Sheik Needle (Commissions Open) @sheikneedle]

I ♥️ Peeing (WEBFISHING)

Commission for @westthewerst

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

7. Mike Tyson with his pet tiger